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July 30th 2007 8:34 am
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10> Dos Brekkies
9> Missing Nads Bitter
8> Mauster Brau
7> Fostered Lager
6> Heinekitten
5> Neutered Tom Stout
4> Yarnling
3> Mousehead Lager
2> Feleinenkugel
and the Number 1 Favorite Beer of Cats...
1> Bird Light
February 12th 2007 11:38 am
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10> Cheetah Cheetah Bang Bang
9> Don't Tell Mom the Can Opener's Dead
8> Soap and Water World
7> I Cough Up Hairballs on Your Grave
6> The Texas De-Claw Massacre
5> Eight-Lived Freaks
4> Litterboxing Helena
3> The Silence of the Iams
2> I Taw What You Did Lat Tummer!
and the Number 1 Kitty Horror Movie...
1> The Day the Yarn Stood Still
December 25th 2006 9:19 am
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8> When Santa wants nine cats to fly all in the same direction,
it's "On, Hoover, on, Shop-Vac...."
7> Christmas is slightly delayed while we wait for Vixen to
finish cleaning herself.
6> December 24: Fire departments the world over go on rooftop
rescue red alert.
5> Santa may get the cookies, but no way he keeps that milk to
himself.
4> First, the dinner and the grooming. Then the napping, followed
by a light snack. Then, maybe, the flying.
3> Parents frantically cover the kids' sandboxes.
2> Less antler envy.
and the Number 1 Difference If Santa's Sleigh Was Pulled by
Cats...
1> "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And they gave him a look of contemptuous dismissal."
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