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Deep Thoughts by the Moose

October 6th 2006 6:21 pm
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22b nbgvgfvcvg
(I am Moofus Doofus)

bv 22b nbgvgfvcvg
(I like to bath miself)

tgF;;;;;;,CWVf|f//////////////////////bv9rf
(I often have chive plante breathe.)

e4u
R
(It is mi perfumme.)

_+J
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(Radiatores make nice naping sputs)

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o;iok7opoooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooook87p;pppppppppppppppppp
(When Dad goes to work I sit at the windeow and whatch him go out of sighte.)










''A,m
(signned --Moose)

 

More synaptic action by the Moose!

October 17th 2006 6:46 pm
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n96n120000[-1m 1h
(I not skared of kitten no mor)

p[6kdlp[ 2CDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDTTR
(We liek 2 biet eech uther)

b rsX
(I lieks to get me tose rubed)

KM L=;6
(I am a Moose Caboose)

;TG[U/F
(I lieks skraching the liter box in the mittle of thee nite)

LLLLLLPPOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(pool poo) (I can't believe I actually spelled something)


RHGB`9
(peece out -- Meese Cabeese)

 

More Moose Ramblings...

October 28th 2006 10:05 am
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Zx u
(Hello agein evryboodie!)

mvbgfhy6aqht1111111111111111111110030031jsddokfsdddddddd
(I been rolling on the keetchin floor, getting me bellie scrattched.)

Wecfd`
(I gots water on me chinn.)

YUMNEDNWI6G
(Is from waiter foundain.)

W
(meep)

54R5OM 0P
(Sparksman been chewin on my tale.)

;8U.LPETW
(So I bite hes heade.)

 

More Mighty Moose Meditations...

November 21st 2006 7:05 pm
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Vcweec qww
(I em a Mighty Mooose)

HP;[PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP[JU

(Hear me Meep!)

Ddx8
("MEEP!")

98\\\\\\\\\]
(Kittun have eers.)

H[-
(Hi)

2hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh=========
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(I licke keetun eerz clean twice fur dey.)

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh=========hhhh=
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh-=tv5hhhhhhhhhhh--===--------------------------- ----------------------------------------hhhhhhhhhh--===----- ------------------------------------------------------------ --h
(I berped on hem once and hea didunt mind.)


Zk09i[oky
(Zo we bestest bubbies.)

 

Amazing Words from the Moose!

February 1st 2007 5:25 pm
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nhj1b
Eye sleep in balll.

dxfnmj2zh7*+uts z5rrm
Zo Ie cun zniff mi feat.

M?">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Thea zmell stainge. I meep!

M<
Meep!

.;l.90000000000000000000000000
I liek cleen litteer Bex.

Peas Out--
Mooz

 

Free Online Moose Yoga Session!

March 21st 2007 8:54 am
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Ll 65Ll
(I guud yoga mooze gurrrr-o)

65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll
65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll
(furse ley on floour. Prezz back intwo flor. Breethe end roll two side. Beathe und role 65 more time. Repete. 65 legg liffs en licks. Repeat. 65 winkes… MOL!)


65p 54rtkl
(Nowe fur 65 purrrrrsss. Then 54 rump kick licks. Feal tha tenson lifft outtah tale. Breathe regular.)

.vdfsg
(Ballants head above suldurs. Elongut spiney and reach furwurd wit front legs. Reech two skie wuth taul. Extund.)

00
(Feal tension zero)

+++++++++++++++
(Ew aree pluzing innter strength two chi!)

33333333
(Kontinue strench by extund back leggs intah cobra. Push up thru sholudurs. Brethe threee time.)

Yttyu
(Exhail intwo plank posse. Held end breethe.)

/>R4
(Nah on nextium inhail, mauve lags out en flop ontaw side of body. All four pawhs of off floour.)

Df r tmjjnkjnvh
(Flax paws alternate wheel purr. Use blan-cat prop fur supppurt if neaded.)

Djmntg dfs
(Know beck two relaxzation puse. Leah spine tah flore. Wit exhaile press out en releash.)

Gu
(You do guud.)

]]]]]5
(Namasday.)

 

Catnip Tails...

April 2nd 2007 6:47 am
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mxr45,
(Grand-humaines brung us catmip toyz)

jlkhluhi
(Thay zo gud I float soo hygh!)

MN k
(Minnesoda, eh?)

jnk.54
(just leek heavn 54!)

j
(peas out -- Moosie)

 

Moose's Scary Night in the Closet!

April 20th 2007 6:13 am
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sfadddddddjlk9803wswaeeeeeeeeeee
[I were zo scared. Went en Dad closet for sneefffing.]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee
[Dahd shuted dowr! Traped end KNOW one herd me!]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee
[Than Mom fawnd me. Spark-key helpped. Butt waz Dad thut I hoppy]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekjl i
[two zee! Purrrrrrsss Dad!]

-----------[[[[[[[[[[]';weretml;;;;fdsi9tejn
[Et waz scarry two bees in clossed closset sue LANG!]

ikiesooooooooooo
[butt small guud.]

 

Tag game!

May 24th 2007 6:34 am
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OH, Meep! Zo meny tag thee Mooze!

I just think wrete seaven thangs boot Meep:

1) I leek due Yoga. Everyhe Dey. Iz leek breath.
2) Dad me bigg Gyro. Eye luve Dud. I weight buy door aft-fur he leave en paw at wind-doe. "Dud comb beck!"
3) I eet Bugz! Luve zoo chaise buges! I eight bugz two.
4) Eye zit en zun zo lang thut me fur get it zuper hut. Mim zay "Mooz fur burn hot!! Oww!"
5) I no "Meo-gow" just "Meep!" end "Ehh ehh!" noize.
6) Zometines I lik self en tasted zo badly I makes zilly faze leek "YUCKO!"
7) I reiazed Captun Mograin en Spurkmin en Che-czar. Whan zhey zmall, usse two sit une them heeds zo bath them stink kittuns. Zo hy-purr!

Peas out
Mooz

 

May 31st 2007 7:22 am
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Hay Kutteys!

It Reign oat agean. Moose know cair. Me washimg paw twodey. Iz verie durtie pauw. All dun! Now I sneef Mom paw. Is dirtie zoo! Soe I luck hur pawe two. She gibble! Zo weeird Mum.

Wheel, off two lode cannons four Captein Morgoon! Whut cane-noon, anyweighs?

Meep!
--Moosie Caboosie

 
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