Bandit


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Home:Middlesex, a  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 13 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 16 lbs.

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Nicknames:
Frito Bandito

Kitty Complexion:
 Curiosity 
not curiousvery curious
 
 Friendliness 
timidaffectionate
 
 Vocal 
not vocalvery vocal
 

Quick Bio:
-cat rescue

Coloration:
Black Tiger and White

Likes:
Hiding under beds

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
Bandit started out in life as a feral kitten living behind a health club. When he was trapped by his foster mom, she discovered a litter of younger kittens. Bandit was apparently caring for the kittens while the mom cat hunted each day. The kittens were all adopted quickly because they were young and cute but poor Bandit wasn't so fortunate. His foster mom turned down would-be adopters for three years because they wanted to declaw him or let him outside or someone in the family didn't like cats. Finally, I came along looking for a companion for my spoiled-rotten Maine Coon, Tuvok, who lives indoors, has all of his claws and his own page on Catster. Now Bandit (who was originally named "Ribbon") has a Catster page too!

Lives Remaining:
7 of 9

Forums Motto:
Who was that masked cat?

I've Been On Catster Since:
September 13th 2006 More than 10 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:
382706


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TuvokSneakersRory

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I'm Baaaaaad . . .

September 19th 2006 7:38 pm
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I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm the baddest cat. Oh, yeah! They don't come much badder than me.

I stared down the Tuvok and WON! A little growling. A little hissing. Couple of swipes with the claws. He backed off real quick. And he's stupid! The human said hiding under the bed wouldn't do any good cuz he can fit under there too but he doesn't seem to know that! Whenever I go under the human's bed, he doesn't follow. He just hangs around the edges of the bed.

So now whenever the human leaves the door open, I take a little stroll around the house, checkin' out my new digs. If the Tuvok sees me and tries to make a move on me, I just hiss and then saunter (not run) back into the bedroom and under the bed. He follows me in, but just hangs out.

He'll have to find a meal elsewhere. Bandit is in da house!

 

Day Four of My Imprisonment

September 13th 2006 5:29 pm
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I need a new escape plan. The human has outwitted me at every turn. She is smarter than I thought. The first night, I tried clawing my way through the door. It was thicker than I realized. The second night, I howled all night. I figured if I kept her awake, she would eventually let me out so she could sleep. Apparently, she doesn't need to sleep. The third night, I went all out. I banged on the door. I howled. I walked all over the furniture, knocking things to the floor. I walked all over her bed. I even got right up in her face and meowed as loudly as I could. All she did was tell me to hush. So now I need a new plan.

I'm going to switch tactics and come up with a plan that includes the human. I'm going to need her help getting past the Cat Eating Monster. I got a look at him yesterday. It was horrifying. He's huge. His eyes glow. His coat is long and shaggy. The human calls him "Tuvok". I'm not sure if that is his name or if Cat Eating Monsters are Tuvoks. I know that he eats cats because I can smell another cat but haven't seen one or heard the human mention one. The Tuvok must have eaten him.

A horrible thought just occurred to me. The human is feeding me really, really well. Kibble, wet food, treats. More food than I've ever seen. Perhaps she is fattening me up to be fed to the Tuvok. Maybe this whole "adoption" was a sham. She lied to my foster mom. I'm not a pet. I'm a meal!

 
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