Birthday: February 22nd 2005 Coloration: Black and White Likes: Purring and making biscuits out of his humans' hair while they sleep, getting his armpits scratched Pet-Peeves: not being fed on time, being ignored Favorite Toy: milk cap rings, stolen twist ties Favorite Nap Spot: under the captain's chair, with a rung as a pillow Favorite Food: tuna can water, butter, rose petals, and any wet cat food. Skills: looting and pillaging, climbing onto high places, bathing only his white fur, greeting people with a nose rub to the face [aka kisses], screaming the word "Maw" Dwells:
indoors Arrival Story: Captain Morgan's Mother (the Admiral Fluffy) was thrown overboard by her owners for having kittens aboard. A kind neighbor took her and her newborns in and called the House of Mews (no-kill feline shelter). Their ship was then docked at our house for fostering. The Captain claimed his domain and refused to leave. All of his family found homes within a week of returning to the House of Mews. Arrrgggh! Bio: He governs Jamaica via satellite. He spends most of the day maintaining the discipline of crew-- Moose, Sparkman, and the Swabbies (humans). He is a born leader with an imposing presence and loud voice. Lives Remaining: 8 of 9 Forums Motto: ter-rawr of the seven seas The Groups I'm In: **Environmentally Friendly Cats & Dogs (EFCD)**, *~ENCHANTED KITTIES~*, Brusselball, Friends of the House of Mews, I Knead You, Navin and Buds, Pirate Kitties of the Seven Seas, The Black and White Ankle Biters, The Kitties' Club (TKC), The Minnow Sammich Men's Club The Last Forum I Posted In: Navin R. Johnson-Davis & Chelsea Bird Wedding RECEPTION:
My hat be off on this here day tah me Swabbie Mum.
She tries might hard tah do me bidding,
even when I be a might grumblin' cursin' purrate.
I throws a fit and falls tah tha floor,
she comes a runnin' what fer tah cuddle and calm,
and tell me what a fine Purrate I be.
But still, she makes me wait fer me friskies (grumble).
I most full hearted I must give her me thanks
fer not givin' the crew ah human sibbie.
This hard enough competin' fer lap time
with my fur brethern, without gettin' ah nurser involved!
And what's more it's hard enough tah get through the day
on this here ship without yer ankles bein' bit and yer tail chased
by that thar barnacle faced PurrC.
I shutters tah think of the horrors ah toddler t'would inflict!
Afterall, me Swabbies raise Purrate Hellions!
And all that thar drool I'd have to endure (Wince)...
Tis a brave act indeed, but a merciful one tah refrain!
So I wish all yee Mothers out thar a most joyous day of the Mums!
And that be not only tah those what raises humans.
Me thinks tis ah Happy Meowmie/Furr-Baby Mum Day I be wishin' yee too!
And tah all them thar wee humans, listen tah yer Mums!
En try tah be nice tah tha Fur-sibbies.
Arrrrgh!
Yo ho and ah barrel ah purrs!
Me thinks tis time fur sing song grrrrs!
Thar be ah Moose end Sparkman too,
Whats been ah sleep thee whole wint. thru!
PurrCus has a scew loose.
Moose he be a right big goose.
Now pour me milk, yee Swabbie Mum,
I needs me dairy in me tum!
Avast! The Day O Me Birth has come and gone wit might a great deal ah loves and rosie from me hearties in this here Catster sea... Me purrs of thanks be due! And what's mere; and explanation ah me silence... Me Swabbies jumped ship in Hawaii! And whelst I be most glad they escaped the polynesia paradise... I be due fer me cake!
Befere they lefts, we had a wee half a cake, me birthday be on the horizon party. Then the blessed day of me birth came, and me good swabbie sitter gave me extra treats & cuddles... But now me thinks is time fer a WHOLE cake and bundle ah festivities! Being on me party, Swabbies! Tis not every year that ah pirate goes from bein' 7 like them thar 7 seas; tah bein' 8 like pieces of 8! Ah most rightly purrately age I be! Yo ho ho & a bottle of purrs! Rum-nip all around says I! Arrrrrgh!
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