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You want to get me a WHAT???

July 2nd 2007 1:38 pm
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Oh my cat!

I heard Mommy talking to Daddy about an idea that I think is just terrible. She wants to buy something called a stroller, and then she wants to put me inside so I can't get out, and then she wants to parade up and down our neighborhood while pushing this thing with me inside.

Thankfully, Daddy came to my rescue and said it's a horrible idea. He said why not let me just go outside sometimes? Yeah, I love that idea! I used to be an indoor/oudoor cat, you see. I miss going outside! Ever since we moved to this new house almost a year ago, Mommy only lets me go on the porch where I can't get out. She even put up these special screens that I can't rip open like I used to and escape!

It seems like I want to have fun, and Daddy wants me to have fun, but not Mommy! They are trying to figure out how to give me some time outside, but safely, because I have been kind of naughty lately and they want me to make me happier.

Mommy said no to going outside, but wonders if Daddy might be right about me hating the stroller. So I still don't get to go out like I want to, but at least you won't be seeing me in any fancy cat carrier with wheels anytime soon!

Now, what exactly is a leash and harness? Does anyone know? Oh no.


I have crystals!

July 6th 2007 1:43 pm
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Today was not a good day to be Mouse. Mommy put me into the cat carrier and then into the car. I knew just where we were headed, and I was NOT happy. I let Mommy know just how I felt, but she still kept going there.

Once we got to the V-E-T, I started up with my hissing and growling immediately. I mean in the waiting room where no one was even attempting to do anything to me. I did not want to see the doctor, and I meant business!

Mommy said I had to go there for two things:

1. To get my thyroid levels rechecked.
2. To get my pee-pee analyzed because last time I had some blood in my urine.

Mommy decided that instead of letting them get my pee-pee out with a needle, that she would collect a sample at home, and that is what she did. This way, I only needed one needle for my blood. I also provided Mommy with another sample of my pee in my cat carrier just in case she needed some more, and she did not even appreciate it!

By the time I got on the examining table, I was pretty tired. It got harder and harder to fight, especially with my scruff being scruffed and a towel wrapped around my hands, so I mostly behaved pretty well. It only took three people to hold me down this time for the needle, and the doctor was able to handle me just fine for the rest of the exam.

The doctor said my heart murmur is gone and that my kidney function based on the urine sample was great! But they found two kinds of crystals in my urine. Mommy is unhappy about the crystals, but relieved that they explain my recent new habit of spraying her baseboards with urine!

The doctor says I have to eat a new food and then I will be all better. Also, pending the results of the blood work, I will be getting ready to have the Radiocat treatment! Mommy says the Radiocat will cure my thyroid so that I don't have to take pills every day. We've been working to get me ready have it done, and I am almost there! I don't see how listening to the radio will help, but if it can make me not have to take pills every night, I am all for it!

I am so tired that I am going to rest now. This whole ordeal took a lot out of me.

I liked yesterday much better, when I was at Yosemite for Truman's bachelor party!



No Radiocat for Me

July 10th 2007 7:57 pm
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The vet's office called Mommy today and said my bloodwork came back with my thyroid levels still too high to go to Radiocat for treatment.

They said that hyperthyroidism sometimes causes kidney function tests to be good when they might really be bad if the thyroid problem did not exist. So they need to test my kidney function while my thyroid levels are normal, but the pills are not making my thyroid levels low enough.

Now Mommy has to increase my medicine, and I don't have the world's best record of tolerating the medicine. Mommy was given the option of having me get the Radiocat treatment now, but she wants to make sure my kidneys are working right first. It seems very important to her so I guess my kidneys are special. Sigh! I guess it's going to be long time before I can find out what this Radiocat is all about!


New Photos

July 13th 2007 9:53 am
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Mommy is on a mad picture-taking tangent this week! She will not stop pointing that silly camera at Kiki and me. I uploaded some of her better work to my page.

I also uploaded a cool photo I got from Milo from our trip to Yosemite to celebrate Truman's bachelor party. I can't really tell you about what happened there because what happens at Yosemite...stays at Yosemite. I'll just say I had a great time with all the guys and that trout you catch yourself is much tastier than the kind Mommy buys at the store.

Thanks for driving and for the great picture, Milo!


Wowie! Turkeys!

July 16th 2007 9:37 am
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Today is a very exciting day so far. Mommy was looking out the window and she saw this big brown bird with five little baby birds. She said it was a momma turkey and her babies! The momma led her little babies right to Mommy's bird feeder! Here is what the TURKEYS looked like, or you can use this url: et/?action=view¤t=P7160074.jpg

Neat, huh?



July 18th 2007 4:42 pm
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I can not believe what I just found out! I heard Mommy saying I have to go to the V-E-T again tomorrow. I WAS JUST THERE!!! Ugh. It seems that with all the fuss of switching vets, getting hyperthyroidism, getting infections and crystals and all that other stuff...that someone forgot to VACCINATE me! Yeah. That's right. They forgot to vaccinate me. Can you believe these people? What is wrong with my Mommy? I mean, she knows vaccinations are important, right? No, she was too busy getting me poked and prodded for everything else!

Mommy called the office today to check my records since Catsy is moving back soon, and of course...Kiki is all vaccinated, but NOT ME! So tomorrow I have to go to the doctor for like the millionth time. I have been such a good boy and I take my medicine like a good little Boo-Boo and still I have to through this ordeal! You just can't get good humans around here anymore I guess.



July 19th 2007 6:30 am
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Ok, my mom has officially lost her mind. First, she somehow let my vaccinations slip her mind.

Now this morning, when I when I all cuddled up with her and being super-cute, she said I was her little Hunny Bunny. Then she put it together with another thing she calls me to get Hunnybunnyboobear! Is that like being a Love Muffin? I mean, I know I was being adorable and all, but geeesh! A guy has a certain reputation to uphold!

I would like to take this opportunity also to say Happy Super-Sweet 16th Birthday to one of my best pals, Mr. Calvin! Happy Birthday, Pal!


Oh no!

July 23rd 2007 8:48 pm
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Mommy came home from Grandmaw's today and she was jumping up and down and smiling. I thought, "Hmmmmm, must be a sale on Fancy Feast or something."

No, there is no Fancy Feast. That little stray hairless cat is coming back to live here!

I hoped so much that Daddy would say no and tell Mawmee that no more new cats are allowed, just like he talked her out of buying me a stroller. But apparently it's a done deal, and he already said she could keep it before she told him about this! I don't remember anyone running it by me!!!

Daddy did finally say, "NO MORE CATS" but he meant after the new one. And you know what Mawmee said? She said she would try, but she was not going to promise no more cats, leaving Daddy to just sit there with his mouth hanging open.

Last time this little kitty lived here, she at least had to stay off my turf. But now they are going to let her go everywhere...even on MY sunporch!

Daddy pointed out that I just FINALLY started using the litterbox 100% of the time. He said to Mawmee, "You finally fixed Mouse, and now he's going to get broken again!" Mawmee said she was worried about that too, but the other cat is still coming. She must really like cleaning up cat pee or something.


I puked today

July 27th 2007 6:54 pm
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Mawmee is a little tiny bit worried about me, but Daddy says she worries way too much, so maybe she is just worrying too much!

I have had a weird cough that has been off and on for the last few days. Yesterday I seemed kind of lethargic and did not eat as much as usual, but it's been really hot too.

This morning I was starving and I ate all my nummies, and then I went to take a nap in the dining room window.

While Mawmee was in the shower, I puked up my entire breakfast all over the dining room floor. It was a LOT!

Mawmee was not mad at me or anything because she knows it was only an accident, but she worries!

I ate my supper and seem to feel ok tonight. Probably just the heat!


Meeting the Catsitter!

August 1st 2007 8:28 pm
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Today Mommy said someone was coming over to visit me. And Kiki and Catsy too. She said it was the woman who will take care of us while Mommy and Daddy are away. Her name is Judy.

Judy might have wanted to meet me, but I really did not want to meet Judy. I was nice though and let her pet me. She said she loved my big hands, which really are quite handsome.

Mommy showed her how I take my pills and I reminded her to tell Judy that I get treats after my pills! Mommy introduced Judy to Kiki and Catsy too. Then she gave her the key to our house.

I guess she's ok, but I don't think she will be as good as my real mommy.

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