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mommie the Dr Doolittle of Upper New York

January 29th 2007 8:16 am
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A MOMENT OF PURE PLEASURE AND JOY ONLY NATURE AND GOD CAN GIVE US

Mom get up early every morning and try to get outside as early as possible to feed our feral whom,She call Bo Jangles..
He started appearing about 3 months ago , getting his breakfast from our compost pile which he shares with the birds and bunnies..
mom started setting him out his own food to help him in his trek for survival. I think he is a boy but I am not sure..but the wood in our woodpile smells like it.
One day she was walking down our hill and came to the old bus that dad has to store things in,she walked up to the back window because she thought she saw something move in it. She peered inside and there sitting on top of some of Dads gear was Bo Jangles, a beautiful tabby with a white chest an white boots on the from paws..She did not move and watched him. He did not move a muscle hoping she would not see him.. the very slowly he jumped down in slow motion and walked off in slow motion. So this is where he stays.. he lays in the sun coming through the windows and he is safe She busied herself putting in a single condo and a warm fleece bed up high near a window so he could get lots of sun and heat. Then she put some food and water dishes down for him so he would not have to come up to the woodshed to eat in bad weather. A few weeks later Dad saw where I guest was staying..Mom was afraid he would yell but he did not. He did say that feeding him near where he sleeps was not good, the smell of the food would attract his predators Mom had not thought of this.. so she started feeding him in our woodshed again and made a place he could sleep in if it was to bad to get back to the bus..
He will sit and watch me but does not allow me close. He is very wise and knows what a live trap is.. some days I watch him from my window as he eats and then cleans himself and when it is warm , roll in the dirt in the sun. Sometimes he just sits and watches our house Mom believe he remembers when he had a warm home and a family, but now he does not trust humans.
They have a ritual every morning, and I try to get outside early as he comes early to avoid being out in the day time when predators could get him. He has many natural predators here, fox, coyotes,hawks, owls, eagles,dogs etc.
As mom goes out the door she start to call kitty ,kitty, because mom have discovered he will show up almost in five minutes after she call him..she go out and give him some wet and dry food.. always some very good wet food and she gives him kitten dry food as it gives him more calories to help him stay warm .This morning she called and she called it the Dr. Doolittle affect not only did he appear but her birds all showed up and about 4 bunnies... all looking and waiting for their breakfast. The bunnies in the compost pile, the birds at the feeders and Bo Jangles at his feeding station..She can not explain the joy in her heart and soul to see this. This is what life is all about and as she turned to walk in the house, there I was looking at her through the glass in the door. Yes, this is what life is all about .Bluie

 

mew, mew, mew, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, mew,mew...- purrrrrrrrrity

May 19th 2007 4:07 pm
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the sun is shining and I am a happy cat,, meow, meow. purrrrrrrrrrrity , do..
Guess I take a bathy... mew,,,, lick ,lick ,my paws,, bite in beween my toeseys... uggggggggggg,pullllllllllllllllllll, get that sticker off my paw.. okeydokie.. mew, mew, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs,purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, now for my tummy, licking ,licking,, hmph,, when did it get that big.. must have gas. I not that fat.. mew, meow. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs ,now to do my tail and you know where.. sit up a little and go to lick. meowwwwwwwwwww, I fall over backward,, grrrrrrrrrrrrr, what happen.. I roll like a ball... must be the rug is slippery,, I try again. I start to lick my leg, and ugg, can't reach it,, push, push, with the hind legs. all most there. splat on fall over again, I stretch out so the human think I did it on purpose.. mew, got to be a way to get my back end.. I try sitting half up. and leaning over, oooops roll to the left.. I thinks my mommy laughing at me, I give her the cat look of death.. her still lauging well I am going to wash my bum... one way or another.. so I curl up on my side, pull myself in, put my paw over my hind leg and my other paw over my head, hold it down. and got it.. lick lick fast. and over I go.. now that is excersie.. mewmew... Miss Azurine, I not fat. I not.

 

Bluie Alaskan Crab Fisher Cat on the Deadly Berring Sea

July 24th 2007 12:28 pm
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My heart is broken in two. sob sob, I eloped with OpieThunderbear and my Daddy null and voided it. He said I was to young. Opie got all upset so Dad say ,if you ask for her paw maybe I will allow it. Cats Meow now Opie not say a word and mom put my vidios on and he not look at them. GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr men.. I show them.. I got to the Deadiest Job , I go to Alaska and be a Crab Fishing Cat Girl. yes I will. I show Daddy and OpieTbear.
I jumped a plane to Alaska and am heading for the docks.. HOpe I get Sigs boat, he trained me well.. she runs down and gets to be on Captain Sigs boat.. she is the green horn. thenewbie,, but anything better than a broken heart.. sob, sob, sob,...
The boat heads out to sea, the waves are huge, so big they wash over the boat, Bluie ties a safty line to her waist and starts baiting the traps.. not a bad job for a cat since she likes the bait.. yummy, for the tummy, two hours later, she not think yummy for the tummy as she barfs itall up. her is not Blue anymore but Green.. about that time a sea gull comes down and tries to take her up in the air,, she moves just in time.. finally all the traps are done an she gets to cat nap.. she dreams of OpieTbear,, mew,mew.. I so sad.. I stay her forever on the ocean.. Bluiekins

 

2nd day on the Berring Sea , trapping Alaskan Crabs ouch

July 25th 2007 11:36 am
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barf, barf, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwizy, who said crab fishing was fun.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, how can I get off this ship.. Opie pops up out of the crab well, Bluie jumps back in shock.. he sneaked aboard to be with his sweetheart and take her home.
Soon they are both green instead of Blue,,, to much fish bait for lunch, what that is for the crabs now they let us know
They both hope to finad a cb radio and call for the coast guard to pick them up.. leave the crab catching to the humans.. hack hack, eyes water and roll around in her head.. she thinks she is seeing stars, nope it is Opies eyes.. they are rolling to.
more tomorrow.. Bluie the sea sick green kitty

 

mommsie got a lion cut eeeeeeeeeeeouuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwww

July 30th 2007 5:00 pm
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mommsie went in her car and when her left she had lots of hair, Dad and I like it that way.. ]
I was catnapping in my hammock when her came home.. as soon as she entered the house, I smell something different.. I hear her say, "Where are you Bluie" I was sniffing and snorting and sniffing and snorting. What is that smell.. stinky, phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. mommsie come walking in the living room and I had me a cat attack,, right there in my hammock. I buried my nose in my paw.. mommy is the one who stinky.. cats whiskers and tails.. so I take a teeny peek at her. my fluffy blue hair stood on end, my eyes dilated like the full moon. WHAT DID SHE DO.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS... I hide my head again.. her say BLUE, I not look , nope, I not.. I peek again, her hair is gone , just a little puffy hair on top and around her face and it is curly. Where is her straight hair? She went to pet my head and I made a dash under her bed.. no way, Jose, am I coming out.. KNOWING THIS WOMAN , I WILL BE NEXT.. BLUE HIDING UNDER THE BED... MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIZY

 

Ho Hum Ho Hum, Fiddle Dee Fiddle Dum,

July 31st 2007 2:20 pm
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I am as bored as can be.. I would write in my diary but the silly diary contest picker never reads me.. must be her thinks I a snobby cat.. hah to her. I can write.. I think I can.. well, maybe I can.
I am a humming to myself.. but I cannot hum, maybe I can, no I cannot.
Ok, I will try purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring that I can do..
Well, now, what can a cat do when she is bored.. hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmming,, thats looks interesting, moving each paw very slowly she tippy toes. (as well as a 14lb kitty can tippy toe) towards the window.. she crouches down low.. and watches.. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, mommsie new things she calls a curtain is blowing in and out, in and out. in and out. These are one of her golden rule no no's. never touch a curtain Bluie, No No.
hmph but I am bored.. in and out , in and out, just one little touch. that is all. they are so nice and sheer and pretty and they are blowing in and out, in and out.. I raise my paw very carefully, just a little touch.. swat, oh, my , dear, sweet Aunty Patts where are you. I am in big trouble.. Bluie is in a panic, for some reason her paw can not get out of the curtain.. what will I do. She tries to pull it out, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks... that not work, now she is really tied up in it, a string came loose and her one and only sharp toenail has got caught.
she looks the problem over, she tries sitting on the curtain but that not work cause she sit on her paw. She tried to bite the curtain and pull it off.
Oh my cats meow, that made it worse.. now there are lots of holes in it.. What will I do. ? So she gives a big pull and wham the whole thing came down on top of here. Both curtains and the rod.. she heres Bluie what have you done.. Bluie hurrys to lay flat and look like her was hurt. Mom feel sorry for me maybe... Mommsy standing over me. Miss Blue what did you do. Mew, mew,,,, mew... her lifts her head and drops it on the floor and rolls her eyes..
Mommsy untangle her and would you believe my toenail still stuck in that monster of a curtain.. mom hugged me and said could thing I in a good mood.. well, that is what happens when a cat is bored Miss Azurien (Bluie)

 

Ho Hum Ho Hum, Fiddle Dee Fiddle Dum,

July 31st 2007 2:20 pm
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I am as bored as can be.. I would write in my diary but the silly diary contest picker never reads me.. must be her thinks I a snobby cat.. hah to her. I can write.. I think I can.. well, maybe I can.
I am a humming to myself.. but I cannot hum, maybe I can, no I cannot.
Ok, I will try purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring that I can do..
Well, now, what can a cat do when she is bored.. hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmming,, thats looks interesting, moving each paw very slowly she tippy toes. (as well as a 14lb kitty can tippy toe) towards the window.. she crouches down low.. and watches.. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, mommsie new things she calls a curtain is blowing in and out, in and out. in and out. These are one of her golden rule no no's. never touch a curtain Bluie, No No.
hmph but I am bored.. in and out , in and out, just one little touch. that is all. they are so nice and sheer and pretty and they are blowing in and out, in and out.. I raise my paw very carefully, just a little touch.. swat, oh, my , dear, sweet Aunty Patts where are you. I am in big trouble.. Bluie is in a panic, for some reason her paw can not get out of the curtain.. what will I do. She tries to pull it out, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks... that not work, now she is really tied up in it, a string came loose and her one and only sharp toenail has got caught.
she looks the problem over, she tries sitting on the curtain but that not work cause she sit on her paw. She tried to bite the curtain and pull it off.
Oh my cats meow, that made it worse.. now there are lots of holes in it.. What will I do. ? So she gives a big pull and wham the whole thing came down on top of here. Both curtains and the rod.. she heres Bluie what have you done.. Bluie hurrys to lay flat and look like her was hurt. Mom feel sorry for me maybe... Mommsy standing over me. Miss Blue what did you do. Mew, mew,,,, mew... her lifts her head and drops it on the floor and rolls her eyes..
Mommsy untangle her and would you believe my toenail still stuck in that monster of a curtain.. mom hugged me and said could thing I in a good mood.. well, that is what happens when a cat is bored Miss Azurien (Bluie)

 

Hot Hot Hot and Humid

August 2nd 2007 5:06 am
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, open one eye, snort air. mew still very hot, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, snort, snore.. tries again. lifts up head and looks out window, birds look like feathers had a perm. so hot and humid they standing in bird baths.. lay head back down, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, snoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, snort, mew, what is that,, feels like a cool wind. opens one eye. mom turn a chine on that blows cool air.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, feels good, lifts head, forget going to stay hot.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, ice cubes in my water please.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Looking for loving couple who stay HOME.....

August 7th 2007 6:14 pm
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First mommsie and dad went to the river for Thursday ,Friday,SAt and Sunday, then mom went away on Monday to her daughters to watch the human fire crackers and thier rat terrier doggie for three nights and four days.. meowwwwwwwwwwwizy, her left me at home with daddy.. what if he not know how to feed me.. I could starve to death.. what if he not put ice cubes in my water and they have to be tuna flavored, and oh yes, my wet food has to be heated for 9 seconds so I not get it cold.. oh, dear, what will I do.. I hope he knows no poo stays in my tray, ever, he have to come home from work and get it out of there... I could have a fainting spell if one is left in there. I am a delicate lady , you know.
Also I need to be picked up once or twice a day.. and he has to play tag with me like mommy does.. With my luck, I will have to take care of him. but purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs he does know how to give me treats.. that mommy better get home soon...

 

Mommsie wallpapered me.. I was a blue light house kitty cat,- her not funny

August 15th 2007 4:10 pm
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Mommy was tearing off the old wall paper border, it was light houses. and putting up new, a lighter color of the shore line, houses and light houses. She just keep dropping it on the floor . I kept looking at it and I just wanted to peek at it and smell it.. So I tippy toe veeeerrrry carefullllllly over to it and took a sniff.. cats and dogs. it stuck to my nosy,, I spun in a circle and then sat and try to wipe it off my nose with my paw, well I pick my paw up and some was stuck to my paw and as I stood up some was stuck to my bum.. I turn and turned and turned. How will I get this off.. ??? Help... growllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, growlllllllllllllllllllllllllll, so I lay on the floor to see if I could rabbit kick it off. and it not work mewmew.. so I stand up and now it is stuck to my back.. I is covered with light house.. meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, helppppppppppppppppppppppp I give a big cat yowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, mommsie say Bluie you ole girl what have you done. first I not an ole girlllllllllllllllllllll and your wall paper has attacked me.. helppppppppppppppppppp.. mommsie starts to laugh, and laugh, well, this is just not funny. She pick me up and starts to peel off the wall paper. ouch, ouch, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks. you pulling my fur, I bite you, you stop. now for the one on the back. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is there any fur left.. she put me down. I glare at the paper and walk away..

Kitty litter is what that ole paper will be , yes, it will growlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.. stare at it so it not get me again.. staring, staring, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bluie

 
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