Likes: Well, I really like boxes -- both to hide in and chew on. I like seeing how fast I can run from one side of my parents apartment to the other. And I really like to eat Q Tips -- but my mom said not to tell anyone about that because it's disgusting.
Pet-Peeves: I don't like when my parents leave for work and leave me alone all day. I don't like when my dad tries to cut my nails. I NEED THEM! I don't like when I get in trouble for attacking things that dangle. Why do you think it dangles!
Favorite Toy: Well, I'm not allowed to talk about the Q Tip... but I also like the long string grandma got me and bottle tops. Oh, and running through the blinds when mom and are sleeping. SO FUN!
Favorite Nap Spot: I like to nap everywhere and anywhere -- on the couch, between the blinds, on high things, in the sun and in bed with mom and dad.
Favorite Food: I'm not allowed to eat the good stuff!
Skills: I have won many awards for my cuteness. And when dad holds me in the air, I can beat up the dangling things that keep the lights on.
Arrival Story: I don't like to tell people this but... my mom and dad aren't my real parents. I was... adopted. I used to live with my brother and a scary old man down in Filmore. We live in a dirty bus and there were always these bugs on us that used to eat us alive when we slept! But one day mommy and daddy found the bus and came to visit me and my brother. I was really sick so I don't remember too much other than I got sick on daddy when he went to buy me food on the way home and then got sick on mommy once we got back to the car! Sorry mom and dad!
After that they gave me a bath and cleaned me up. I liked smelling better. Then they told me my name was Swat and that I would be staying with them. I was pretty okay with that.