Whatta' Day!

Dear Diary,
I have so much to write about in my new diary! I am so happy to finally have an outlet to express all that I'm feeling!
First, let me start by saying that I, Jordan Elizabeth, have a boyfriend! His name is Seasaidh, but I get to call him Shess! Here's his link:http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?i=181670&j=t
He is so wonderful, and brave and handsome. I'm a girl who goes after what she wants in this life, and I decided I wanted that sexy man all for myself! He is so nice to me & writes me letters & everything! I hope he likes the new pictures I took for him.
Spring & 4ounce kept trying to sabatoge my photo shoot. It's hard being an older sister sometimes. You have to keep those youngsters in line or they get completely out of hand.
Well, diary dearest, I must be going right now because tonight is our catnip night! I DO love Saturday nights in this house. We get crazy with the catnip! I wish Shess could be here to share my catnip...
Love,
Binx (Binx is my nickname at home, so I thought it would be fun to use it for my diary! CJ said that's dumb, but guess what? She's dumb! hahahahaha)

My Famous Boyfriend!

Dear Diary,
Shess has diary of the day! Can you believe it? I am so proud of him! I sent him an email saying how great that was. He's the best boyfriend a girl could ever want.
Mom & dad got a new chenille throw for the bedroom yesterday. That thing is so comfortable! It's soft & the perfect place for all my naps! I slept on it for hours yesterday. The only problem was Spring kept trying to cuddle with me. I let her for a little while, but sometimes I need to do my own thing! I mean, hello! I am going to be five this month! Geez...
Last night was sushi sunday! We had tuna sashimi. It is so good. I don't know why we can't have sushi every night. Mom & dad are cheap bastards! (I'm just kidding, mom!) We always get a little bit of what mom & dad make for dinner anyway. The vet said not to do this, but come on! We eat really healthy & organic. A little people food never hurt anybody! I am a little "thick", but my boyfriend likes me that way! Curves are in.
Well, that's all for now. I hear that chenille throw calling my name once again. Love,
Binx

Fall is HERE!

Dear Diary,
It's September & this is my favorite time of year. The weather gets cooler & mom leaves the windows open all day. I can listen to the birds & squirrels in the backyard.
This is also when mom & dad get out all of our Halloween decorations. I love holiday decoration time! So much to smell & investigate. Mom always puts a bowl full of lollipops out on the kitchen island for a month or so before halloween. I love that because lollipops make great toys! They are easy to bat around & when you lose one under the stove, you just go get another one. It's great! We must have an endless supply of them.
What I'm not too happy about is 4ounce! Mom & dad keep making a big deal about him being there "halloween cat". Just because he's all black! Big freaking deal! They keep saying, "oohh, look 4ounce, this decoration has a black kitty on it just like you". And you know, he just loves that. He is such a momma's boy, it's ridiculous. He'll roll around like "look at me, I'm the cute black kitty"! He'll never get a girlfriend, of this I am certain. And now mom got him a little witch's hat for halloween & said that she's going to use his picture for our Halloween cards this year! WHAT?!?!?!?! She's lost it! She told me not to be mad, because I got to be the Valentine kitty this year. Diary, I was so upset by all the attention they were giving him, I beat him up. I'm not proud, diary. But I needed to get the attention back on me & decided this was the quickest way to do it.
We need to get the focus back where it belongs in this house! And of course, the focus belongs ON ME ONLY!
Yours Truly,
Binx (kitty for ALL seasons!)

Halloween Costumes are not fun!

Oh, Diary!
I have good news & bad news to report.
First, the good news: we had shrimp today! Normally, we just have sushi on Sundays, but mom brought home shrimp. It was grilled & quite tasty! I may have a new favorite food...We all loved it except 4ounce. He is so wierd. Half the time he doesn't even eat his sushi. Mom tries to coax him into it. It's sickening to watch. I've told you before, dearest diary, what a big, fat, mamma's boy he is! It's disgusting.
The bad news is that mom is on that halloween costume kick again. Of course mommies little precious man, 4ounce, is all for it. He just wears his little hat. Dumb boy! We're cats, for the love of God! I don't want to wear a halloween costume! They bug me. They are not comfortable. I like being nude! Nude, nude, nude!!! I am not above scratching mom & she knows this. Dad is on my side, he told me, "Binx, you don't have to do anything you don't want to. You're mom is just crazy sometimes."
You can say that again, dad!
That's all for now, diary darling! Spring & I are going to take a nap on our window perch that looks out onto the street. It's fun on Sundays because there are a lot of kids out there & they are fascinating to watch! However, I much prefer them outside, I don't want any in my house or anything, that's just craziness! Mom says kids are very loud & like to pick kitties up. One of those little giants better never come near me! I've got claws & am not afraid to use them!
Bye for now,
Binx

Spring Already?

Diary Darling,
I know, I know....it's been way too long! However, I am mending my ways & am recommitted to keeping you current, dearest diary. Please forgive me of my neglagence!

I guess the biggest news to report is that my boyfriend, Shess, has been MIA for quite some time. He just simply stopped writing. It's been months! Since around Halloween 05. Mom said perhaps I should move on & just enjoy being a single girl. Maybe she's right. I still send Shess rosettes & notes, but I never hear back.

Since writing to you last, we have also had 2 new additions to the Jones House. Beanie & Buckie. They came to live with us around Thanksgiving. At first, I didn't care for them at all, but they have very good feline manners & found there place in the house soon enough. Beanie is a bit of a momma's boy, so he & Ounce have had there fair share of issues. I don't get involved. That's boy stuff!

The most interesting thing is Rockee became my sidekick once the new boys got here. I'm not sure why, but he started sleeping with me & hanging out with me more than ever. I guess it's ok. He's a good guy. A little bit of a dominant personality, but that's the pot calling the kettle black, huh? HA!

Our hawk is still in the backyard. His name is Truman (after Truman Capote). He gets bigger all the time & even though I would never want to meet him in person, he sure is fun to watch! Mom doesn't like it when he gets a smaller bird in his mouth, but we love to watch it. I guess maybe we're living vicariously through Tru!

Well, that about updates you on the major events. Like I said, I'm going to start keeping a better log of my life & activities. I owe that to the public, don't you think?

Stay Fabulous, Darling!

I'm SO OVER it!

Dear Diary Darling Dearest,

I am SO OVER mom taking Easter pics of us. Guess what, lady? We don't want to pose on cue....we're cats! I know she thinks this is "cute", but puh-lease! The only good thing about our photo shoot was all those plastic eggs. Those things are pretty cool. Mom should really get a hobby or something....

I am also SO OVER dad going to work. Why can't he just stay home all day & look at me? Mom works from home, but I want him home, too! That way, they can just stare at me all day long! Wouldn't that be great? I yell @ dad everytime he gets ready to leave the house. He always says, "Jordan, I will be right back". WHATEVER! He needs to stay with ME!

I tackled Beanie today for no reason & it was fun. Then I chased Spring all around the house. It's good to be Queen......

Bye for now,
Binx

Jordan's Schedule of Daily Activities

1. sleep till 10ish in mom's closet where no other cats can bother me
2. grunt my disaproval @ mom if she tries to turn on closet light
3. wake up, stretch, eat, walk around the house like I'm hot stuff
4. back to bed!
5. wake up, find Spring & stare @ her for aprox. 30 seconds & then break into a chase
6. scream @ dad. Check Caster mail & forums to see what's shakin'
7. nap
8. wake up, eat, see what mom's doing
9. check birds in backyard, get bird update from Rockee who naps by patio door, watch birds & scowl @ them dissaprovingly
10. eat again
11. bully 4ounce off window perch, nap
12. cuddle with mom or dad, gaze @ them lovingly, purr, nap
13. wake up, scream @ whoever's around until they stop what they're doing & stare @ me, then purr
14. eat,daily group wrestlemania session proceeded by group nap on heating pad w/ Rock, Spring, Ounce, Buckie
15. go into mom's studio & look @ her clients like they're crazy, wait for them to say how beautiful I am, then leave room
16. nap w/ Rockee
17. eat again, find mom or dad & sit on them
18. Time for bed!
It's an exhausting schedule, isn't it? No wonder I'm so stressed out all the time.....
Stay Fabulous, Diary!

This is TORTURE!

Dearest Diary Darling!
You are simply not going to believe this. Turns out there is a little hummingbird who's nested in our front yard. Mom is obsessed with watching over her & not letting anyone or animal bother her. Mom calls her "little mamma".
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? So what I'm saying is there is a TASTY LITTLE BIRD in my front yard & mom won't let me out there to get it! Heck, she won't even grab it for me & bring it in to the house so I can have fun with it in the house. She is so mean.....I see many hairballs & my famous fake asthma attacks in HER future! (what? I've never told you about my faked asthma attacks? hahaha! We shall save THAT story for another day!)
Anyway, I just had to vent. Other than that, things are going well. I'm still as beautiful, smart, sassy, alluring & spoiled as ever.
Kisses & Love,
Binx

I'm a Caster Pick!

Diary Dear,
Well, you & I have hit the big time. We're a Catster Diary Pick for today! I'm a Diary Diva! How cool is that? I'm very honored that catster thought my diary was good enough for a Daily Pick! (ok, Diary, between me & you, how could they NOT pick me? I AM pretty fabulous!)

In other news, the little hummingbird mamma had her baby last week. Mom says the baby is so, so tiny & cute & the mamma is always fussing around her nest. Diary, if I could just get outside, just for a minute, I'd have the yummiest hummingbird lunch ever. Oh, well.....such is life in captivity.

We got a new Hello Kitty play tent. I look so beautiful in it. I know this because mom & dad tell me all the time. Mom should take pictures of me in my new tent for my catster page! Rockee says the tent is for us all to share, but Rockee can shove it! HA!

Till next time, Diary Dear!
Love,
Binx

I am a Vicious Predator!

Dear Diary Dearest,
You are not gonna' believe this. Remember last Halloween we had a couple mice in the house? If you recall, I was the only cat who would actually KILL the mice, everyone else just toyed with them & left the dirtywork to me.

Weeellll, guess what? They're back! Mom & dad have been hearing them in the walls. So far, they haven't actually seen anything, but you can hear something. It's making us cats NUTS. We've adjusted our schedule accordingly & now all the felines in this house are sleeping all day & hunting all night.

I feel so ALIVE!

I know it's not very lady like to hunt & kill mice. But the urge is overwhelming, I'm telling you.
I'll keep you posted........

Yours Furever,
Binx