Hodge's evil doings

Take that!

Yesterday I found myself lifted into a bag, taken down an elevator, put into a cab, and then taken into a room with several big dogs; fortunately, they were on leashes. Next thing I knew, I was being pinned down, and TED was trying to prick my leg with a pointy thing! NO WAY! I lost it. I also lost fur in the process and almost got away, but TED called in another cohort, and the two of them managed to get the pointy thing into my leg. OWWW! But that's what TED said because I bit him on the arm.

Then last night I bit The Woman on the inside back of knee. I think it smarted.

You just can't be too careful.

Take that, two!

The Evil Owner went away and left me at the veterinarian's. As if that weren't bad enough, they not only kept me in a cage, they CLEANED my teeth. The indignity! Fortunately, I came out of it before they could get me into the cage again, and thanks to the threat of my freshly cleaned teeth I spent the night a free man in the surgery. Ha!

See my latest video with the felt snake/whip

Not bad for a middle-aged guy of six, eh, ladies?

Friday night at the emergency room!

I got to go to the emergency animal clinic on Friday! The evil owner wrote about it here.