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I still long to go outside

March 29th 2005 3:23 pm
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About 2 weeks ago, I snuck out of the house. The weather was nice and mom just couldn't understand how badly I wanted to go outside. When she came home, she left the door open just a little bit too long and I ran past her without her knowing. It only took a few minutes before I decided I wanted back in. People were coming home from work, Dad wasn't home yet though and I really didn't like being outside without a leash or supervision. I went back to my door and pawed at the door but mom didn't hear me. Ramses heard me but was mute I guess or something. Mom noticed I was gone and walked outside to call my name. I was hiding though so I didn't come out. Dad cmae home shortly after that and found me. I was hiding under the porch. I came in, had some dinner and never left Dad's sight all night. But......I still think I want to go outside. I tried to sneak past Mom again today but she wouldn't have any part of that. Oh well. I can long to be free again.


Locked in

April 2nd 2005 7:28 am
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I love going into the cupboard under the stairs but last night I was caught in it. Dad was working with some of his toys he calls tools and I went into the investigate anything new. Well, I got shut in. I was only in there a few minutes I think before I wanted to get out so I called for my owners. They too have a keen sense of hearing and found where I was hiding.


Party time

April 24th 2005 7:30 am
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Mom and Dad had a party last night. Not too many people were over but it was enough for me to stay under the bed all night. Finally, I got the guts to come downstairs. I was really ok with everyone as long as they move slowly. After they all left, Bro came down too. Then I got some catnip and treats. I guess I should try and visit more when people are over.


I like tape

May 7th 2005 8:30 pm
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I know where mom keeps the scotch tape. It's in the second drawer down in the kitchen. It smells nice and I don't mind if mom puts it on my back. I can always tear it off. I prefer if she lets me bite a small piece though. I like tape.


A dog as big as a horse and small children

May 22nd 2005 6:56 am
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Neither frighten me. My neighbor does though. I don't like people. See one of my first diary entries for the traumatic experience that lead down this path. The small children came and watched tv with my mom and dad, something about Star Wars. The little ones were well behaved, didn't bug me too much, were quiet and I liked that. I came downstairs and asked to be pet a little bit. Then i whined enough to have mom take me outside, in the pitch black cool evening. Someone also had out their big-as-a-horse rottie. Didn't bother me one bit. Just let me eat a little grass, roll around in some dirt and I'm a happy cat!


Outside at Night

June 20th 2005 8:39 am
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I don't know if I should be scared or happy. Ramses and I escaped last night, through the upstairs window. I was a bit scared to go outside but Ramses was already down and out exploring. Nothing to do but follow him out and down to the ground. I did some sniffing around, something I always do but never without mom or dad around. Quite quickly I decided I didn't want to be outside anymore but mom and dad were sleeping. I tried to cry at the front door but to no avail (was it really my door though? I can never tell them apart!) I decided to hide out under a car until they could come out and find. They would eventually right? Ramses came and stayed with me too so I wasn't as scared. The sun came up and it warmed up outside. Any time now, Mom would come find me. She opened the door and called to me. I heard her and saw her there. She sounded scared but then shut the door again. Drat! She didn't see me. Ramses ran to the door just then and now I'm all alone. Oh no, please don't leave me. Then Daddy came out, he walked right past me but came back after a little bit. He heard me talking to him when he came back. He helped me down from inside the bumper of the car and I went home. Mom was upset and crying as she gave me some chicken. I was sooo happy to see her and to be in my own house. I had lots of love to give this morning and I stayed by her side until she went to work. I'll spend the rest of the day catching up on my sleep I didn't get last night. The great outdoors came be very tiring.



June 29th 2005 6:50 pm
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I amd such a spoiled cat. Mom and Dad love me sooooo much. Usually I can tell when they've had fish at Jun's. I also know there are treats for me in the plastic box they bring home too. Tonight was different though. Mom and dad brought the fish home and made sushi. I waited patiently for them to make their dinner and then asked nicely for some tuna snacks. I was very nicely rewarded too. I love fish snacks. I also took a small sample of smoked salmon when mom wasn't looking too. It was tasty but I knew I wasn't supposed to be on the counter so I wasn't greedy. Full belly and a quiet night is what's on the schedule for tonight. Could not have picked a better scenario.


I think something is wrong

July 3rd 2005 3:01 pm
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MOm and dad were acting weird this morning. I could tell they were both upset for some reason. Then a big man came over and picked mom up. They both came back about an hour later and mom smelled different. She also had some cloth wrapped on her hand. She seems to be not upset anymore so that is the good thing. I'll sit by and watch her though. She really likes that.


Cleaning my tail

July 23rd 2005 9:10 am
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Mom thinks it's pretty funny when she tolds me and shows me the end of my tail. Why, you ask? Because I always clean it. I don't know why, call it tail-cleaning OCD. I mention this because Mom did it last night and she got a good laugh out of it. The simple things that keep human entertained.


I'm on top of the world

July 31st 2005 6:24 pm
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Mom and dad have a new box in the house. It's a big tall box at that! I've learned to climb on top of it and just chill out up there. It's nice to be able to see everything that's going on. I hope they don't get rid of it. I'll miss my new chill place.

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