Alpha Kitties Screw Up

I roam the house

in search of my next

victim



Could it be LeeLee

today? Or maybe

her sister

Kaylee?



I do not know

which one

for which to chew



I have LeeLee

in my sights

I am now

in pounce position



Now to make my move



THUMP!

I was not expecting

that glass door

and now

I will pass out

Diary for the Day

I am so privledged! I was suprised to see my diary was "Diary for the Day". My first day on this website. When my human told me I was all purrs. My human loves writing poetry about me and the rest of the cat pride. Meow! Thank you for all the furiend requests and treats! :) Still can't get over my diary getting picked. Meow!

Meowing Cat Blues (Poem)

I am your cat
Let me in that room
You little human gnat
Or I will meow
Until I enter

MEOW
MEOW
MEOW

Hand over my food
This very minute
I own you
You don't own me

MEOW
MEOW
MEOW

I am bored
Get me my catnip
Before I use your lap
As a scratching post

MEOW
MEOW
MEOW

Give me what I want
Or I will meow
You to death
My human pet

My age is catching up with me

This year I will be 8 years old. Yes, I have been losing weight and puking a lot. Yes, I have been drinking lots of water and peeing mass quantities. But I still feel like a kitten for the most part. Now that my blood work is showing kidney issues my humans are going to fret and worry over me. I don't need that! I am nowhere near kicking the bucket yet. Treat me like a normal cat people! Yes, I am a senior cat but don't treat me as such. Sheesh!