If that mockingbird don't sing..

Hello!
I am Harpurr Lee. My mumma said i must rite in my diree and let folks no hoo I am.
I am 3 months old and I have too big brothers and a mean old auntie named Jeepurrs.
I like livin here cept fur Miss Jeepie growls and hisses, and the boyz bite my nek. Mumma puts me in my gurlie room wen she isn't home.
sum day mumma is gonna buy me a dimond ring...ha! i will prolly swaller it!
your trooly,
Miss Harpurr Lee