The first mystery starts on day 2 at the Junction

All day Girl Human kept asking me questions. questions I am not going to answer. I just keep giving her more questions to ask. I have questions too!!!
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Today's Question: from girl Human:

How does something with the use of 3 legs, less the a foot high, manage to jump from the floor to a shelf, 5 ft off the floor????

(There was nothing around for me to jump from, other then the floor.)

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Me Mishia's question:

How did she know???

That fish ornament could have just decided to lay down all by it self!! Why does she ask me such a question????

(Yes, I am the only cat in the room and no others have been allowed in.)

So that is my introduction to this new forever home??? Questions????

My discovery

Yesterday, I was in the exploring mood. Girl Human sat with me for several hours and played on her notebook. I was happy to have her in my room. I looked out the window and rested on the pillows near her. I was very happy.

Girl Human had to go and get Sweeny's medicine from the Vet. When she returned she checked on me. Male Human was home and heard NOTHING.

I decided since he didn't come and say hello to me, I would get his attention. I climbed the pile of Christmas wrappings and bows to see if I could see him. Then all the sudden, I was on the floor with big thunk. I was fine, was rather fun actually.

Once I regained my dignity, I turned and saw purrrty rolls of ribbon, bows, labels and shiny pretty paper just sitting there waiting for me.

Being the kitty I am, I could not pass up a big opportunity like that. First, I tried to put the rolls of ribbon back in the plastic storage box. I could not help, they rolled the wrong direction. I kept trying to get them to turn around but they would not do as, I showed them.

They were so shiny and colorful. I just could not resist seeing how they might taste. So a few holes got in them while, I was trying to put the back where they belonged. Whats a kitty to do????

There were these 2 big bags of bows. They were to big for me to lift myself. The only thing I could do, was open the bags and put them back one by one. They flew everywhere. I tried my best to get them to go in the storage box. There was plenty of room for them since the ribbon would not go in the box. Stupid stuff. OK, I admit a few of the purrty bows got holes in them. They were fighting me all the way what was a kitty to do???

Girl Human tried to open the door when she returned home. For some reason the big storage box with all the paper was laying in front of the door!!! A magician must have been at the window. Yeh, he did that.Or maybe it was that orange cat from across the road!!!

Well I didn't want to get blamed so I decided to wait for Girl Human on the top shelf (5 ft off the ground) with my new friend, wooden fishy. I was real good and didn't make anything fall off the shelf while I was waiting.

Girl Human worked her way in to thru the door and saw my dilemma. She nicely took me off the shelf and said, "well I see you discovered what goes up does not always come down!!! She sure is wise!!!

She was so nice to me she did not say a word. Just started picking things up and told me, I should not climb up high like that again. She thinks I might hurt myself.

All is fine, we are still the best of friends. She bought me, a new toy. A purrty Easter colored worm. It was a dog toy but I didn't tell her that. I know she met well. I rather like it. I play with it because it makes her smile. Makes me smile too.

Also, Happy Easter to all from the guys at Calico Junction and Me Meshia.

Easter

I got my new playpen and got to join the Humans and watched TV. I like the football players on the ads. I watched Just to Cute and fell asleep while watching all those kittens jumping and playing. It just wore me out. I did get to be held and meet a lot of different people.

I wore my purrrty new collar and I didn't mind at all as I was to busy watching everything and everyone else. I purred and meowed and ate and played with my new rope bone(for Dogs).

Girl Human took some of the fresh catnip leaves I got and rubbed them on my new toys. Annie at the leaves.
They smelled sort of neat. I chewed on them just to please the Humans. A cat has got to entertain them. Must keep them smiling to keep those new toys coming my way.

I hissed and growled at Sophia. All she did was stare at me and walk away. Girl Human said, I was wasting my hisses. Sophia can't hear me. I didn't believe her so I tried it again. Sophia looked at me again and walked on without any interest. Well I tried to look mean and big.

Speaking of big. I'm feeling a little "ponche" around the middle. I told Girl Human it was just fluff the bunny rabbit left me. I don't think she believed me!!!!

All in all we had a good Easter weekend and sure hope all of you did the same.

This is my letter to my furrend Sweets

I jump up on the counter as if I have been doing it here all my life. I chased Amber today so fast Girl Human could not believe her eyes. I turned 100 degree turn in a flash and chased Amber on to the cat tree. I hissed at Sophia and she hissed at me. She came after me hissing and sputtering. I was so glad Girl Human picked her up and walked away with her. She scared me. I was very happy when Girl Human put me in my playpen away from all those strange cats. I will sleep good tonight. hope your day was fun like mine.

I thought I would share it with all my new furrends.

What a day

Today was to be my big day. YES it was, I'm so tired, I hurt and I'm hungry. Sleep, Eat, Sleep, Ouch.

Micro Chip Day. I am now an official Calico Junction Kitty. I passed all my tests with flying colors and with My Blue Eyes. I got my shots and I don't want to tell you guys what else they did to me.

I have hot pink toe nails, OMG a kitty with Hot Pink Nails. Pictures to follow.

YAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!!!! Good Night All.

Me-Meshia's Day (as posted in Annie's diary today)

Well, I have recovered.

I have decided that that man (VET) I saw the other day is not very friendly. My Humans like him. I'm not seeing what they see. I must be missing something.
I have not seen this man hold them down and put pink toes on them. Maybe they would think different if he grabbed them, held them by the neck. He pressed me in places a respectable gal like me, does not want to be touched. I told him what I thought, oh I was a lady no bad words.. He just grabbed my feet and flipped me over and repeated it all over again.
I was beginning to wonder if Girl Human is really my friend. She stood there and told me it was OK. Not OK, by me.
She let this man not only do all this stuff but then she helped him.
He put a nasty sharp needle in my bottom. It hurt. I cried. He put a bigger one in the back of my neck. I yelled so loud, I scared myself. Girl Human was making awful faces. I know she felt bad about what was happening to me.
The man let me go. Girl human opened the door to my purrty pink carrier and I ran into my nice soft blanket. Girl Human shut the door and locked. That man could not get me, HA HA!!!.
WOW, I guess Girl Human is my furrrend. She took me away from him. I was so glad she is my furrend.
Again, I'm not sure as Girl Human paid a lot of money to a lady before we left. Now why would a friend pay some one to treat me like that???
Still undecided about our relationship.

I slept until 10 before I started to tell Girl Human I was hungry.

I was so excited that she had my purrrty pink dish full of lamb and gravy for breakfast. It was so yummy I ate it so fast I never tasted it. Boy a few days rest sure makes one hungry.

I then waited in my playpen for everyone else to eat. Girl Human let me out. Freedom, Yes!!!!!!

What first???? Play? Chase someone? Check out the big litter pan and make sure it's clean? So many choices for me to make.

I chose the game "chase the cat."

Peaches looks like he want's to play.
Peaches pleads with a high whine.
OK, I get it.
Here let me give you five.
"NOOOOOOoooooooooo", said Peaches.
Oh come on lets play!!!
"NOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo", he repeats.
WOW, your no fun.

I jumped on the island in the kitchen and watched the rest of the morning go by. I don't think I'm really ready to play any why.

Girl Human had to leave and put me back in my room. It felt sooo nice to lay back on my futon and relax the afternoon away.

Well maybe tomorrow Peaches will play with me.

OK FURS, I have arrived!!!!!

YES I'm an official Catster fur sure. I'm a DDP. WOW. How Super Cool is that guys??

I spent my day celebrating. Yes, I did.

First, I yelled my head off because no one would let me out of my room.

Next: I took those Hot pink toes of mine and showed them. I found the seam in the carpet and tried my darn-dist to ripe it up. I lost a nail cover in the process, "OH DARN".
I didn't do a lot of damage. I just want the Humans to know how I felt. Being locked up until Girl Human decides to let me out.

Male Human leaves early and it is a few hours before she decides to open my door.
She says, she needs her time.
Well, so do I.
So what's the deal????
After I got out of prison, I got some chicken stuff for breakfast.
Poultry Platter, she said.
I don't think I want to know any more.
I'm glad I am to young to read the labels.

After breakfast Girl Human opened the windows. It was a little cool but, she said she wanted some nice fresh air. So did everyone else. I had to fight for a prime spot for viewing purposes. I must say, I did real well. I got a front row seat to watch the birds and squirrels for a few hours.

I got board and decided Girl Human had sat long enough. I jumped on the counter and stuck my head in a plastic bag full of newspapers. Girl Human did not like me doing that. Shge removed me from the counter and said something like
BLAAAA BLAAAAA BLAAAAA BL BL BLAAAAAAAA!!!
What Ever. OK, I got it.

I waited a little while, until she was on the phone. I picked the loudest toy in the house and started playing with it with full body slam action. That will teach her to speak to me in some foreign language.
I moved on to another thing called, Cat Dancer. What a big time I had. I danced and danced. Everyone was watching me because I was doing such a wonderful job of it.

Then some kitty came a long (my story and I'm sticking to it) and ripped it off the refrigerator. I had turned my back and there it was, laying on the floor. 3 times.
HA HA!!!
I got her to do something. All she was doing was cleaning our cat pans and giving medications and cleaning litter of the floors..

Later, Girl Human went out to look for Mr. Z. I don't mind her doing that.

I hope to meet him one day. He was the reason Girl Human and I met.
She kept going to the shelters and there I was.
Since she did return to let me out of my room, I behaved. I only removed one more hot pink nail before supper.
She said Make Human and she are going to put them back on. Not what I had in mind. I guess I need to hide them better. I will work on that tomorrow.

Thanks everyone for making me DDP Kitty. I am so very proud I'm a Catster.. I'm dancing the Happy Dance I am. OH must go here comes the Humans. Good night all.

TISK TISK

I think my name is changing soon. The Humans keep calling me "NO" or maybe it is going to be "NO NO". They can't seem to make up their minds.

Every time I do something they, call me one of those names.
I get up in front of the TV. When look at all the purrrty things on the shelves and they call me "NO".
I'm confused.

I love to aggravate Sophia and Amber.
Sophia eats every hour. I feel, I should be treated the same. Girl Human keeps telling me that Sophia is, Special.

Well.
I'm here to tell her "SO AM I. SO, FEED ME."
I run every time, I see Girl human heading for the kitchen.
Once I'm there she calls me.
NO.
She won't feed me.

Since I went to all the trouble to run out there, I just have to do something.
I try to make Sophia hiss.
I stick my face in the dish.
I hear my new name again, or one of them.
"NO NO".
So what is the big deal???
Girl Human picks me up and puts me in my play pen. Once Sophia is done, she walks by my playpen to the water dish.
She hisses at me.
I, of course have to jump twords her in response.
Sophia, hisses at me several times more.
I think it is so funny.
I jump at her again.
Come on, Sophia!!!!
I'm in a cage!!!!
What's the problem?
Sophia will hiss and I'm not, even in the same room. She will do circles and hiss several times when I'm not even there.
Girl Human tells me, she is deaf.
Male Human is deaf too I have heard her say.
He doesn't hiss at me!!!!
Girl Human said, that's different.
It's some thing called, selective hearing.

Amber now she is so much fun.
She plays games.
She runs away from me.
She crouches down and tries to play hid and seek.
She goes under the bed and I follow.
She takes off real fast to another room.
Then, I hear one of those funny names, again.
NO NO.
I'm playing hide and seek!!!!
NO.
Back in my play pen, I go.
What is Girl Human trying to do???
I just want to play. not sit in this play pen.
Later, Girl Human lets me out.
I see Girl Human is busy.
Amber is going into the room where the food and potties are.
I go and ask Amber if she wants to play with me.
Amber yelled REAL LOUD.
She runs in the potty to hide.
Don't you think that's an odd place to play hide and seek???
I tag her.
She yells again.
So, I yell back.
Then, there it is again!!!
No!!!
Now, make up your mind.
Is it No or NO NO????
Well, what ever.
Girl Human puts me in my play pen, AGAIN??????
Guess What!!!
She gave me another Name!!!!
BAD KITTY, BAD.
Well that's the day in a life for a kitty trying out new names.
Have a good night all.

Not being a good kitty this week and it's only Monday

I have had a very bad week. I had to go to the vet as I scratched my neck so bad that it scared Girl Human. I got my nail covers off only to be given a red bandage wrapped around my foot.
After eating my breakfast Girl Human left me for less then 1 hour while she cleaned and returned to find me digging holes in my neck. She rushed me to the Vet.
I received a shot to stop the itching and was given some medicine for my neck. The Vet then put a big thing on my foot like my leg was broken and it was only my neck. I later found out it was Girl Human who was responsible for that one.
So now I have 2 legs and a raw shaved neck. But that will not stop me from finding something else to get into.
Come to think of it it was Girl Human who bought that so called, purrrty reflective collar from Petsmart too. So it's all her fault. Why do I have to wear this thing on my foot?? They need to take her credit card away and make her stay out of pet shops.
So today is just another day with Me Meshia.

Human's go figure!!!

My Girl Human, yes I call her mine now, is still in wonderment as to why any Human would not look for me when I was lost. I guess now, it's all cat fur under the coach. I'm a full fledged CJS citizen now.

I am settling in so very well. I still have a few tiffs. I'm the life of the party and everyone knows it. When other Humans come to visit, I put on my clown suit and make everyone laugh. My walk is my signature. My little plump bottom shakes and quivers when I'm ready, to make an attack on what ever is at hand.

I still am not very good at the being held. I love hugs and kisses. I really like to be at the center of everything. I have become a table ornament in what ever room I so desire, to be in. I am a counter dweller and the Humans don't mind. I am smart enough to know to stay away when the cooking is in progress. I would rather watch from a distance.

I am a beggar. I wait until someone breaks down and gives me a taste of what ever it may be that is being served. I am very instant when it's time for my food to be placed before me. But, I'm cute. I get away with almost anything.

I am spoiled and getting more so. My Humans worship me like I should be worshiped. After all, I'm a Catster.

P.S. I'm still looking for new friends. Lip Smacks and Nudges to all. Oh yea wait a few weeks before asking as this Cake give away is causing an E-mail nightmare and Girl Human shut it off for the week.