My arrival

Wow momma said ases soons ases sheses hadz da times sheses would put me on catster. I am sooos prouds to bees heres. Ize herds soos much bout dis thats ize cudent wate. Mrowls ands headbutts to alls. I wases very yung when momma called to meese and Ize decidedes to lets her piks meese up. Sheses seemed likes a nice lady sooses I tooks a chance on hers.
I had beens walkin onze the street for a while. lotes of hoomans puts foods out for the kitties. the older kitties tolds me it wood get cold and thens it wood be harder to finds good foods. I askeded what cold was. they saids that was whens the lie wases onn ins the sky but it wasnt nice like now. thats i would haves to find a place to sleeps that was in a box or someplace that mite keeps me warm. I was very young and didn't haves any family so thises didn't sound goods to me at all. I liked bein free but cold sounded bad. I figured thats Ize betters find a family who wood take me ins. S I started trying to be nice to hoomans but lotses of dem chased me. One crazy lady chased me with a water hose. Got meese all wets.
I was going to give up this idea when i remembered the place where dalady said I wasn't one of herses cats. i saw that she hads uder catses for me to be wit. And sheses always putses foods out for the homelesses cats.
Well i saw hers and the man going down the steps and I had washed my face an straiteneds my whiskers so I wood make a good impression. I didn't wants dey shud think Ize wusz a dirty cat. sheses wuz callings me doings the psspss thingand ize came rite to hers. she picked me up and ize didnt fite wit her. Next thing ize knoe ize wuz ins a box wit bars and getting into what sheses wuz calling a car. I thought ize wuz doomeded. They took meese to the stabby vet guy. he stck a NEEDLE ins meese. I am too pulite to say where he put that Qtip thing. He looked ins my eyeses and earses. He told momma i wuz about 7 months( ize cud haf tole her dat) and I only had a few fleas and noding else wuz rong wit me. I shud have tried my teeth on him but I wuz bein pulite. ize wanted thems to take me home. And dey did! I wuz un "quantine" till I got the snip and clip thing. That isz just rude. How do dey knoe Ize wuznt planning onz uzin thoz things. I came home the same day. I wuz soooo furzy. Momma just let me sleep.
More to come later.

Itz box day.

Today iz da day thats alls our litter boxes get changeded Momma scrubbzes them out and completely changeses da litter. I wood hatez to hz to doos thats job but momma doos it an laffses whens sheses dodin itz. Sheses really mustes luves usses cuz dats a messy job. An Maozer always trieses to get to the kleen box furst. IZE DIDZ ITZ DIS TIME!!!!! Dat donts sund likeses muches butz weese iz a vewy cum-pet-ituv bunch. Even whos getz da box furst iz impawtant. Todays ize wins!!!!!!!!!!! YEA ! "

It wuz a gr8 dey!

Muggz gots inz trubbl. Muggz gots inz trubbl. I had toos gloat. hesis always pikin on meese. Dis timez he wuz on momma's not happy list. MREOW!

IZE HAZ A BERFDEY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ize is nows ofishically 5 yeerssss ole mrowl mrowl purrpurr. Momma gaveses meese speskal treets toos. I wuz reedening Jake's diree ovvvers hiz shuldert and izz agreez dat weeze ish da lukesh bunches ofs kitties evers. Izz wud nevsers gooses baks toos da streetses agin. dere ares tings outz dere dat kaaaan hurtz a kittie even ifs heeses az smurt az weeses ish. az dere ish peeples dat lyik toos hurts uses. momma keepses uses ins n keeepses uses saafes. sheses a gr8 momma
luv yaz
THOR

Lies

Ya knoe just becuz Iz occashunalee tune him up or takes a taste of hiz creemy culured fur, duzen meen Iz steelses hiz fud. Duz Iz looks likes a kittie hoo wud steels anudder kittee's fud? Of corse not. Nows Eye knoe dat Jake dint mention me specifically or momma wud have had me in lock down. Besides My pain in the post-ear-ree Muggz, follows Jake ever time heese goeses to eats an stans guard soos no onez budders Jake. To think dat wen Muggz furs came heres to live he hated Jake. Momma cuddnt leeveses dem alone. Muggz wud attak Jake all dat time. Iz Never sawed dis wit my own toos eyeses but dere are staories Ize haz herd. Now Heese like Jake's bodyguard. Considering how much mor heese weighs maybee Iz shud try to take a bites of him. I tink heese wud kills meese ifs Iz did tho. Everbody seems toos haz a bodyguard. I dunt knoe why. Maozer haz Mimi. Isis haz Jake who haz Muggz. The kids haz Tabbie. Nobodee guards meese. I feels left out.
Hmmm... Well Iz ize ginna go see who wants to play. Maybe Kittie or Isis.... I luvz it when dey screams. he he he.
Mrowl, mrowl, mrowl

Dis iz da Dog Dayz of August

Nowz I haz a new playmate. Momma brout home a dog. Sheese sez heese a puppy. wich iz likes a baby dog. Heese taller dam meese. weighs bout da same. Heese haz to eet diffent fud da weese dood. I haz a problem wit my kidneys an get bloked up sumtimez. So momma haz usses alls eets da same fud cause it wont hurt my broders an hissters. Dis wey sheese don haz to buys diffent fuds for usses cattsess. Now doggies iz a differnt ting compurreeetlee. Momma sez dey needs diffent tings in dere fud. Also since heese a baby he needs speskal fud.
Momma sez sheese luvs dis uncat I will makes an effert to bees nice. I know we had a meeting about Sam an Ize suggested Smudderin hims butts Ize wuz onlee kiddin. Dey alls knew dat.
Besides Sam seems to like Jake an Jake likess Sam. Jake is our Elder Cat. 0k Tabbie's gonna train hims, Everyone iz gonna takes turns trainin him an helpin tabbie.fur rite now weese gonna sees wat happins. Alls Ize knows iz dat I luves myze momma an ifs dis iz wat sheese wants den dis iz wat wese gonna doos

I doone tink dis dog iz rite in da hed. Momma takeses hims outs fur "walks" to do hisses biznes but heese come home an peeses on da tile floor. Weese alls tried toos tells hims dat momma wud not bees happy bout dis but he iz a dog. dey ares not da smarnessed creeters arun. Momma sez he must ov bin used toos doin on tile floor ins hises lash home. Least itz not da rug. Momma sez weese needses toos be pashent.I done knoe hows pashent Tabitha iz gonna bees. Sheese tinks dis is rude.
Now about dat barking. Ize haz herd doggs bark bfur, but dis ting haz da weerdestess ""voice" Ize haz eber herd. Souns like "arabba arabba" Momma sez it souns weerdes toos hers toos. Speekin of his weerdness heese needs to bees 'walked' ain. Momma haz to go. Weese will write murr later
Scritches and head butts to alls MROWL MROWL. Thor the God Of War

Our nemisis

Well Ize wuz jus readin over Zeus' shoulder an I haz to agree these JRT tings haz way more energy than is safe in a house full of cats. I mean after alls weese haz our rutine an he jus blows that away. I mean I have speshul time with momma at nite in bed anheese layin in my spot. An he chases alls of us includin Jake. Now dat aint cool. Jake isn't feelin well an dat dog shud leev him alone. Weese alls haz taken turns watchin out fur Jake. He iz our senior cat an weese don like him beein bullied. If he don watch himself Ize iz gonna get hims one nite an pull his curly tail of an wak him with it. He'll find out what it wud be like toos bees a longtail cat at a rocking chair convention. MROWL MROWL MROWL. I wont really but it souns good. But jus tink bout it, it wud bees funny. He'd jus go cryin to momma like a leetle girl anyway. Thats wat happens when Mimi steps in an stops him from botherin someone, or from eatin our fud. He runs off yipin and hides behin momma. Well Ize iz gonna goos toos bed. My spot best be there or there will be fur flyin.

Our nemisis

Well Ize wuz jus readin over Zeus' shoulder an I haz to agree these JRT tings haz way more energy than is safe in a house full of cats. I mean after alls weese haz our rutine an he jus blows that away. I mean I have speshul time with momma at nite in bed anheese layin in my spot. An he chases alls of us includin Jake. Now dat aint cool. Jake isn't feelin well an dat dog shud leev him alone. Weese alls haz taken turns watchin out fur Jake. He iz our senior cat an weese don like him beein bullied. If he don watch himself Ize iz gonna get hims one nite an pull his curly tail of an wak him with it. He'll find out what it wud be like toos bees a longtail cat at a rocking chair convention. MROWL MROWL MROWL. I wont really but it souns good. But jus tink bout it, it wud bees funny. He'd jus go cryin to momma like a leetle girl anyway. Thats wat happens when Mimi steps in an stops him from botherin someone, or from eatin our fud. He runs off yipin and hides behin momma. Well Ize iz gonna goos toos bed. My spot best be there or there will be fur flyin.

my Gotcha day annee verserry

Hard to believe that Ize haz bins heres fur 5 years. Seems likes yesterday when I wuz walkin up an momma scooped meese up an Ize wuz neber gonna haz toos looks fur fud agin. Ize wuz pretty mean at furs toos muggs mrowlmrowl. catually I still gives hims a gud nip on da tail ebery nows an den. I did it tonite az a mutter ovs fac. I wound up with a mouthful of fur but it wz wurth it Mrowl. Ie iz gettin easee er goin az Ize gets older. OOH gotta goos. Momma's offerin snaks.