February 25th 2012 7:07 pm
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Oh my gosh! My new life is so neato after 1o months of relocating from County to County and now I'm smack dab in the center of San Francisco where I got a fully equipped furever home. It's fully furnished with comfy sofas and lamps that I can vault on to, wall to wall carpeting for racing with traction, food Staff that insists on me having 2 nice meals a day, massage therapists for hugging and rubbing my kitten meowscles and a brofur - yes I got a brofur named Guido the Italian Kitty.
First day in the house, Guido hands me a meowster manual titled "How To Be The Brofur 101" so I'm reading it when I'm not exploring cuz lots of stuff to explore here. I've convinced Guido that I'm a good lil brofur and kind of like being a "mini him"! But,pssst, I'm gonna be more bigger than him soon - but don't tell him that.
Life is so nice and I'm grooving with the Yolo good vibrations coming down from Heaven. Oh my gosh, he sent me "The Heavenly Manual on How To Train A Big Brofur!" Now that's the book I'm gonna be reading!
April 4th 2012 9:13 pm
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Do you believe I'm turning ONE on April 5th ?- Yesiree I am and I'm ready to party hearty cuz I got my furever home now for a miraculous 7 weeks and I'm training my big brofur Guido the Italian Kitty. Pssst, that's a challenge fur shure! LIfe is catastic and I'm purring.
OK, OK, so I looks a little inky dinky to you, well that's cuz I am but I'm strong and don't do wrong and i'm excelling in wrestling matches with the brofur (shhhh .. dontcha tell anybody but I lets his star struck self think he won)
My flaming Redheaded self is so touched by all the gifties - my furst gifties in my whole life, but, well, I'm just ONE so I never ever had Happy Furst Birthday gifties - it's a treat!
Thanks friends, you sure make my life neato and you're making my 1th birthday super dooper neato and like my Angel Bro Yolo would say ... Yee Haw!
June 30th 2012 7:39 pm
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Reporting in to you that I'm safe from my 1st car ride to the fancy schmancy nail salon! Oh my gosh my golly gee wiz, I got swept up in the moment while I entered the adorable cat carrier and while exploring it's cool interior design, the lid got zipped and I got whisked out the door to the nail salon.
Now why is it an inky mini man cat like me needs to have a Pawdicure? Yikes - that PAWdicurist had a not so junior sized PAWzattendant about the height of an LA Lakers player! They got me in an All Star Wrestling neck lock while crooning in my lil ears that I'm so very cute way too many times, and wowee, 20 nails are clippity clipped clipped n a minute like before I could even show them my dilated pupils!
I think it's called an Express Pawdicure which means speedy job! I didn't tip them but I'll give them a tip now "Hey Pawdicurists - when I return in 3 months, get ready"!
August 14th 2012 8:03 am
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Oh boy, I'm having so much fun I forgot to catnap because Worldwide Pen PAWS is keeping me busy meeting and greeting and it's open to every fur & it sends miles of smiles all around the World - even to YOUR house!
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September 14th 2012 8:04 am
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Neato to ride in a taxi that comes right to my front door, picks me up and takes me on a ride all around San Francisco.Thought I was going on a tour of the Sardine Factory or down to Pier 39 to visit our famous Sea Lions, but SURPRISE! Taxi driver stopped at the VET's office and booted me out. Yikes!
Seems it was time for my quarterly Mani-Pawdicure. That's OK but I see no reason to have to weigh me before. My Staff goes to get her nails done and they don't put her on a scale when she walks into the nail salon! Sheesh. Mancat personal stuff is now announced all over the VET's office 'Hey Grazie has gained one huge pound since June!"
Ok Ok So I have - that means my appetite is ripe and I'm a happy kitty here in the City and was hoping I'd blow up that scale at 11 lbs. Mister VET says "if he keeps this quarterly weight gain up, he'll surpass Guido and that's HUGE!" I wouldn't pay someone a fee for announcing that stuff.
Magically the Taxi showed up to drive me home, but he never took me to Pier 39 Sea Lions & didn't let me stop for a tuna sammy. I'm blacklisting his Taxi company!
October 10th 2012 8:53 am
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Holy sardines! Am I dweaming or did I overdose on Tuna wheels and seeing things that aren't there? I cannot believe my simple self has been honored with Catster's CAT OF THE DAY on Tuesday 10/9 and not sure where to start saying Grazie (that's Thank YOU in Italian) for all of your fab cards, prezzies, good wishes, sunny rays of concats and more.
Yesterday I purrpondered what life was like for me 17 months ago - living feral on a farm near Sacramento and bam, here I was now on Catster's home page showing off my Man Cat at Work meowscles and my MCAW hard hat! I'm purrroud to be a Man Cat and even more purrroud to be honored by Catster.
Grazie - yesiree, a huge GRAZIE from me to YOU who made my day so furry special.
December 18th 2012 9:35 pm
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Oh my gosh my golly! My little Man Cat self is seeing stuff like Holly! Hey - it's my 1st Christmas in my 1st furever home so this is neato super dooper cool, yep by golly it is.
Been following the path in my new cool home and it led me to something called a CHRISTMAS TREE! As my big brofur Guido the Italian Kitty says "Holy Cannoli!" It's something to behold before my former feral cat eyes. And the Staff decorated it just special for ME! Yep they did - cuz I heard the Staff say they went to a special designer store called La Target and bought boxes of special designer plastic ornaments so I could knock them off with no purrroblem.
Yep - and more Holly By Golly great news! I got the Staff trained really good in just 10 months so when I knocks about 23 ornaments off nightly, bam they're back on the tree in the morn. Yep it's real and gonna be my nicest most loving special Christmas in my whole life ever.
I sure hope your Christmas is nice and not naughty, warm with no storm, and full of funny too!
February 19th 2013 12:15 pm
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Oh boy oh boy - today February 19th is the 1 year celebration of my finding the greatest FUREVER home! Oh yesiree, I got out of Stanislaus County, out of YOLO County and out of the San Fran SPCA just 1 year ago today - HOORAY!
Still working on training the Staff and they seem trainable but they just don't get it why I don't wanna be picked up and cuddled and told how cute I am. Hey I'm a Man Cat and those huggable hugs and cuddly cuddles are for the girl cats! Sheesh, when are they gonna get it?
To make my special Anniversary even more special, that fabulous Miss Samoa bestowed the royal loyal honor upon me, of "Dreamboat In Training". Pinch my paws, am I dreaming? This is like being Knighted by the Queen at Buckingcat Palace!
Neato neato, yesiree life is neato. And having YOU as my furiend makes my 1st year more super dooper neato!
March 30th 2013 5:43 pm
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NEATO! It's Easter Eve and I've got a pet peeve: found out I'm on window purrtrol tonight which means I won't be snuggling with the Staff. But I will be wide eyed and kinda bushy-tailed while I'm watching for The Easter Bunny to arrive.
I heard that's the junior man-cat's job here in my house and next week I'm turning terrific TWO so I'm still considered a junior man-cat. Well, at least I'm not being called a smitten kitten any more!
I got my Ray Ban Bunny Night Vision Goggles all polished up so I'll be seeing him with no problem thru my windows. And I heard he has a passion for carrot fashion so I got bags of baby belgian carrots in my window sills just sitting and waiting for his hippity hoppity self to hop on over.
Now, since I'm in charge tonight, I've been told I can make the Execucat decision as to if I want to invite The Easter Bunny into my house and that could be a flip of the hare decision after I see him thru the window 1st. I'm a little worried bout the 2 big front teeth of his not being able to munch neatly and he may make a mess and then I'd have to be cleaning up after him, and that could be a hare-oh-wing experience cuz I'm kind of a neat-nik.
Check in with me later and I'll tell you if I invited him inside!
April 5th 2013 8:19 am
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Neato Neato Neato! Today I turn 2, and it's something my lil self has never done before so it's good to try stuff, cuz if you don't try stuff then you don't know if you like it.
Oh boy - Neato Neato Neato! I know I'm gonna love this birthday cuz I'm having a party at a venue, maybe at the zoo where I can party with all my anipal buddies, friends like YOU!
Ya can't undo turning 2, but truth is I outgrew 1 so 2 is next on my To-Do list. It's not cuckoo to turn 2 but it's for sure, something ya can't undo.
So cheers to 2 and thanks to you for making my day so wahoo yahoo cool!