Tales of Lord Scampie: In: I am back

Hello all you gorgeous felines out there.

I am back after having disappeared from this site, but I have decided to come back and rejoin the feline species out there, so I hope to meet some new cooler kitties out there.

Lookin forward to hearing from you all

toodles
Lord Scampie

Tales of Lord Scampie In: Daisy Doodles

A couple of days ago mama's friend had brought one of her dogs into the house, the dog was named Daisy Doodles, that darn thing was like went straight right at me and after me, without MY GIVING the go ahead for it to check me OUT. Sorry BUB but I Lord Scampie is the one that calls the shots around my kingdom, as to who visits or checks me out NO DOG will be invading my kingdom or checking me out, before I CALL THE SHOTS. So I of course started to be a real bully and went and attacked Daisy Doodles the dog, the mayhem sure startled mama and her friend Lori's who happens to be the owner of Daisy Doodles. Mama was sure pissed off at me for my having hurt and scared Daisy Doodles, mama would not even pay me any attention for the rest of the night, and mama is still mad at me. I tried to suck up to mama by saying sorry and being all cutesy by meowing all cutesy like, but mama wasn't completely buying that I am sorry bit since she felt more sorry for Daisy Doodles than my being
invaded by a DOG! sighs.... I can never understand humans, but mama does not undertand that we Lord puss that we are such as I have to DEFEND our territory and if I dont like some DOG invading my kingdom then I will do all I can to eradicate it including the smell of such an animal. Oh I almost forgot to mention that mama had tossed me inside the bathroom after she scooped me up to break away the fight vs Lord Scampie and Daisy Doodles, I was like meowing like crazy but mama had no sympathy, since I gather this was my time out and punishment for being a bully of a Lord Puss, in fact mama started to call me bully and in a way I kind of like that title because it shows to prove WHO'S boss around this joint and who runs the show around here, in fact later on a pic of mama and i was snapped by mama's friend in the picture you can see my eyes glowing like to flashlights which deemed me as the EVIL looking CAT and mama looking like my partner in crime, due to her wearing sunglasses in the house.

I will always do what a Lord's puss had gotta do to defend my kingdom, after all my kingdom my RULES which means I RULE dont like it you will get CLAWED heheheheheh

I am off to have my royal nap

toodles

Lord Scampie

Tales of Lord Scampie, IN: Facebook

HEY

My mama made me a facebook page so I can be glorified my Lordship charming ways, I sure hope I will get alot of you to join my facebook page, look me up under the name of Scampie Majmune if you have trouble finding me type Petrom66@shaw.ca on the facebook search person page and it will bring you directly to my page.

Oh my mama marina is also on my facebook list of friends her name starts with a M and last name is a P which is a serbian last name you will see it, you cant miss it. Feel free to add both my mama and I into your facebook page.


In the meantime I look foward to hearing from you all on my facebook page :) purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Toodles

Lord Scampie

Tales of Lord Scampie: IN: Garbage Trucks

Wellll
This morning the horrid rumbling sounds were coming from outside, which were making me feeling a bit unsettled in my little environment that I had to go curl up next to mama to try to settle myself up a bit, which it helped a bit, due to mama being next to me, but I still didnt like it because it sounded like one big giant earthquake,or it felt as if my environment were about to end.

As it turned out the rumbling sounds from outside were the result of garbage trucks good grief, so glad that mama didn't pick me up to comfort me because she knew that I would have scratched her GOOD! just like I did a few weeks back, in which I had left two lovely long scratch marks on mama's tummy, due to another horrid frightful sounds due to an electric drill that was coming from outside mama's front door, of her apartment.

All is quiet now on the home front and am off to go pester mama for food and such like I normally do day after day.

Toodles

Lord Scampie

Tales of Lord Scampie, In: Curtain Caper

Yesterday while something was stirring up my royal hunters instinct, Mama found it amusing that my royal ole trusty claws, were caught, literally hanging at the edge of the bedroom curtains to the point where I almost had yanked the whole entire bedroom curtains down completely. Mama was starting to freak when she saw the curtain rod start to slightly bend and immediately ran to stop me from producing more curtain mayhem, by detaching my royal trusty ole claw from the poor innocent piece of bedroom curtain, heheheheheh. I think it would have been priceless to see those curtains come crashing down, for it would have made my royal day. However, in the end I still wanted to get to whatever was eyeing my hunters instinct, so mama had mercy on me, so she perched me on the bedroom windowstill, so I can try once and for all to go after what I was hunting for.

Mama Marina didn't know or couldn't see never mind exactly figure out what I was going after, but she figured maybe it was some sort of fly of some sort, since what else would it had been since the bedroom window was shut completely.

Yeah I know I am a royal lovable naughty puss but I have to stir up some kitty mayhem in this joint once in a while, but anyways yeah thats how the royal feline cookie crumbles folks heheheheh puuuuuuuuuuuuur, but gotta love ole lovable feline stinker me heheheheh

I'm off to see what else I can create around here in terms of excitment, possibly trouble???? heheheh we shall seee purrrrrrrrrrrr

toodles

Lord Scampie

Tales of Lord Scampie; In: Happy 10th Anniversary to- meeeeeeeeeee

A couple of hours ago mama wrote a very touching entry about your royal highness, Moi here, in her own online diary here is what she had to say below: about yours truly(see below)

10 years ago today, on August 25th 2001 I had came across Scampie on a day which was very sad to begin with, due to my previous cat(Licorice) had died(had to be put down) on that very same day. As sad as the day was to begin with, I had come across a tiny black kitten at the pet place which is sort of like Pet Smart who had an animal adoption program run by the SPCA shelter's all over British Columbia. Anyhow on that day 10 years ago to this day, I had come across a store employee holding
tiny tiny baby 3 month old Scampie, and sure enough he purrred automatically as he laid curled up asleep in my arms, which was a sign that HE was the one who was destined to be MINE it was like as if it were a sign telling me that Scampie is the one.

During these 10 years, Scampie had brought me alot of love and amusement, his charm and personality never fails to amuse and bring me joy and to others as well. Scampie may be only 10 years old and such he will always be mama's big boy and lovable pumpkin pie, or royal feline hellion.Scampie still has alot of the kitten inside him and he is the best cat I have ever had, I would never trade him for anything or ask for another cat. Scampie's antics had brought amusement and joy all these years that he has a cat blog on two different websites, one is at http://www.catster.com and unitedcats.com, where is diary is called tales of Lord Scampie, because after all he is the king of the house, all his blog entries are based on actual true events that had happened. If your interested in reading his blog online go to either of the above sites and on the search feature type these 3 words, scampie aka majmune and go from there. Scampie is also on Facebook too if you want to add him your list just type my email address of Petrom66@shaw.ca under the search feature OR type Scampie Majmune

Scampie and I had gone through some difficult times together, especially last year when I nearly lost him for good when I was homeless, but I was determined to not lose him no matter what because I knew Scampie and I were meant to be together, we are a team, he's my pride and joy, mama's babyfluff no matter how crazy he drives me and such etc.

I love you Scampie Mama loves you soooooooooooooooooooooooo much, your the BEST CAT EVER!

Happy 10th Anniversary Scampie!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May we be together for another 10 years., mama will give lots of hugs and kisses till you get all pissed off heheeheheh you piggy LOL

Tales of Lord Scampie: IN: I want that chicken NOW!

Despite mama has fed me when she got home tonight, I Lord Scampie, hadwanted HUMAN FOOD something with sustinance I see mama had bought CHICKEN home and I of course went after it, and I wasn't going to give up until mama had given in to my demands, i am a Lord cat therefore I as Lord cats out there get what we want when we want it,therefore we demand it or else! consequences apply for failed disobeyed wishes heheheheeh purrrrr.

I can recall I at first I almost had that damn piece of chicken, if mama wasn't guarding her plate I knew i would have been able to push that plate down on the floor to get after that piece of chicken drumstick, but mama caught on to me, and all mama would say to me is NO! and how I couldn't have it because I had my own cat grub, the hell with the cat grub I WANT THAT CHICKEN NOW!!!!!! I soon after to proceed after mama and just keep being the Lord stinker that i am constantly bothering mama for that chicken of hers. Mama still doesnt let up until that damn chicken is nothing but a bone, but I dont care I going to try to lick all whatever flavour that chicken has left on that chicken bone, mama doesn't care about that, but at least I got what I wanted even if that damn chicken was meatless, DAMN YOU MAMA! I am going to possibly have to plot a pay back to you revenge style for the meatless chicken, just don't know yet, I Lord Scampie do not like to be double crossed or outsmarted.

Well I am off to lick my chops after the chicken bone fiasco


toodles

Tales of Lord Scampie: IN Check me on my Facebook page

Hey all you cats out there

I Lord Scampie has a facebook page which I have had one for quite a while and feel free to join my facebook page, if you want to be part of my facebok page feel free to do so, I am under Scampie Majmune make sure you type both names on the facebook search thingy, and also if you want to to be part of my mama's facebook page you can find her name Marina on my facebook contact page, just let my mama know that you heard of her name from my diary here at catster or unitedcats, and she will gladly add you to both my facebook page and hers.

Most of my updates are on my facebook page folks so if you are all dying to know wohat I lord scampie is up to then go on Facebook.

I hope to meet you on facebook for already I have alot of people from uniteddcats and possibly from catster had joined my facebook network.

Toodles

Lord Scampie

Tales of Lord Scampie: In: left a doody on the patio VS- Snuggling

Heheeheh I Lord Scampie has done it again, ole bad puss me! What did I do? Ohhhh I left a total of 3 doodies on 3 different places, one in mama's bedroom, and two outside the patio, heheheheheh. Why did I do that? ohhhhh, maybe for possible revenge to mama, for her not catering to what I want sometimes, heheheh, hey I have to show who is boss here, there are consequences in the end if my demands are not met on a timely manner, heheheheheh after all we Lord puss like me can't always be good. I guess I should wear a big KING crown to show mama that I AM BOSS around this kingdom with large letters on the crown, that states,"I AM BOSS!"

HOWEVER..... I Lord puss do have a forgiving side, for starters I decided to want to cuddle with mama this morning as of now, and so here I am snuggled beside mama, while she is on her laptop.

Oh mama also tried to get a photo of us via webcam oh lord I hate such torture of photo taking, why does mama do this? well I was a stinker and showed my pissed off not so amused expression on my face in the picture, after all mama HAS TO LEARN that I CANNOT STAND PICTURES unless its under my agreement

Welllllllll I guess its toodles for now

Lord Scampie

Tales Of Lord Scampie; In: Swat In the Kisser

Last night while my mama Marina was lying on the couch not feeling good, I decided to be a big feline butthead, what did I Lord Scampie doÉ I decided to be a big feline shithead by swatting mama from behind the couch, and i swatted her above her eye, Mama was not please and she gave me a big stern NO! I left a beauty of a scratch mark on mama, CLASSIC, heheheheh. Why did I hurt mamaÉ because she was ignoring me and not caving into my demands when I want ATTENTION I DEMAND it on a timely manner oh and also for mama not sharing much of her lunch yesterday so that is what I call getting back at mama for revenge.

I tried swatting mama from behind the couch for the 2nd time, and mama got even more pissed and tried to give me a good ole SMACK! I of course knew i was in for it and bolted quickly, good ole fast me heheheheh

Hey I cant always be a well behaved lord puss here so i do what a lord cat has gotta do

well i am off

toodles

Lord scampie