Been looooong times. I know is late but I wan'ed to tell you 'bout my birsday. I haved a wunnerful time, efun tho I haved to share it with lil Bear.
Furs' Jen waked up late an' goed 'way. She taked lil Bear with her. I don' mind cuz I don' wan'sa goes anywhere. I likes it here at my 'pawtment.
When Jen gots back she sayed HAPPY BIRSDAY lil gurlie. I knowed she's talking to me cuz I'sa on'y lil gurlie here.
Me & lil Bear gots tunie fish. Charley gots some too but Novi don't like tunie fish. Can you efun 'magine that? What kitty don't likes TUNIE FISH?
Af'er the tunie fish, me & Jen played with my new 'Da Bird'. Was jus' us gurlies. Then we goed ina livin'room (Jen maked lil Bear go ina bedroom) so's we could play 'Da Bird' with the boys. OMC, we played & played & played. We's all sooooo tired. We's huffin' & puffin' but jus' keeped playing. Was a good time. Af'er 'Da Bird' we gots treats then we haved a CATNIP PAWTY!!!
I's sorry we dinnit has any furriends ofur fur the pawty but I wan'ed to share with you 'bout the funtimes I haved.
Furs' I hasta say Jen is sneaky & stubborn, an' maybe I teached her too good. Maybe she learned how to be's sneaky frum me. I dunno but was NOT GOOD what she did to me.
I seed Jen getsa carrier out & leafed it ona floor. WELL, I KNOW what that mean. That mean a kitty's going to the vet. There I was sleepin' peacefurly and comfor'bly ona coush, far 'way from that carrier. You know what she do to me? She GRAB ME, whila roommate gotsa carrier, an' SHOVED me in it!!! I's not efun 'wake yet. Tha's sneaky & unfair. 2 big peeples 'gainst 1 lil sleepin' gurly kitty.
Jen sayed that I's actin' too lovey an' that she's worried 'bout me. I telled her I'M FINE! What's wrong witha "lovey Ingen"? Don't you wants me to luff you? Jen sayed she KNOW me & something isn't right. I telled her I'M FINE but she don' lissens to me. Alla way to the vet, we 'scussed this but she winned.
The vet lady say I's beautifur (of course) and sweet (duh) and look healthy (SEE JEN, I telled ya). She lissen to my heart and say I has no murmur. They taked my temper'ture (humiliating) and is purrfec. My teefs got lil tarter but in furry good condition. On'y I gotsa lil UTI. Not bad but now I gotsa takes med'cines fur it. The vet lady sayed we gotsa watch fur hyperthyroidism. She sayed I's good fur now but...somethin' to watch fur.
After alla that, Jen taked me home 'gain. I was a lil mad with her but I can't hold a grudge fur long. I was lovin' on her and demanding my plays jus' a lil while af'er we gots home.
Is been LOOOOONG times since I sayed anything. I's so happy 'at Catster is still here. Me & Jen was so worried.
Le's see...wha's been happ'nin in my lil world? OMC, we haved 'nuther doggy for long times (from Jen--I was dogsitting for 3 weeks)!! I liked her better 'an lil Bear but then she goed 'way. She dinnit chase me--she chase my brofurs. MOL I hafta say was kinda crowded 'round here with 2 doggies and 3 kitties.
I dinnit tells ya--we gotsa 'nuther kitty. His name is Charley Beans. Jen finded him las' year at our other 'pawtment. Mean peeples moofed & leafed him. He was sooooo sad livin' ou'side. He cry & gets beated up alla times. Jen fin'ly convinced him to come inside. He stayed fur a while then goed to 'nuther home but he's not happy there. He hided alla times. The peeples ask Jen if she wan' him back so he been livin' with us since October (seem like furever to me).
Charley is more skeered of stuffs 'an me. He gots lots better. He not so skeered alla times. I think he luff me. He try & do bad stuffs with me but he can' cuz he fixed & so'm I. Silly boy. We's becomin' furriends. Novi be's mean to him & he run 'way. STUPID lil brofurs. Charley a nice boy-LEAF HIM 'LONE, NOVI!
Well tha's all fur now. Now 'at we knows Catster is gonna stay, maybe Jen fin'ly gets 'round to makin' a Charley page. Hmmmmm?