— If you can afford the expensive stuff, I'll show you that -- and then the cheaper alternatives!
— Whether you're a nudist cat or a feline fashionista, I want you to have a PAWESOME Halloween!
— Time flies and my baby brother is almost here! How are my pawrents preparing?
— Maybe I should run fur Miss America since I "fit" the description: "Blond, blue eyes, and big tatas" lol
— I wasn't invited AGAIN, so I take my claws out for these cat-inspired designs!
— I am a judge, so if you make a PAWSOME cat video, I might pick yours to be the winner!
— Don't toss your baby gear when baby grows up; you can make the cat nursery of your dreams.
— FUR SURE You can keep your kitty while pregnant! Read my list of DOG POOPS about toxoplasmosis.
— It's kitten season, and here are five MEGAULTRA reasons fur not getting cats pregnant.
— Rainbow boys and girls should be able to marry whoever they love. Hate and discrimination lose!
— Deal with your allergies, humans! Stop bitching about it! For all I know, I'm allergic to YOU!
— You can live as a clean freak like Jeff Lewis while still being a proud PAWrent of a kitty.
— I'm on the cover of a weekly newspaper! I'm getting more famous by the minute, people, and you can't stop this kitty train.
— A $50 "pet fee?" No mini bar? That's a paw-smack for this girl, who knows how to motor in style!
— Meet Carrie Kenady, the furchild psychic to the stars. I mean me, of course!
— Karl, if I was your kitty, I would NOT lie around naked all day. Fur shame!
— The good was rad red, great hair, and FLUFFY BEAUTY! But the bad was wrinkly satin, engineered ta-tas, and A TIARA!
— Kitties wearing clothes get a bad rap FUR REALS! It's not crazy to dress up your furkid!
— Here are MEGAPAWSOME presents you have to give your kitty. You love her, right?
— I swear I'm not pissed because I'm not your fashion muse ... well, OK, kind of, fur be honest!
— Has been sooo cold down here that all I want is nap and nap and nap!
— I got so many wonfurful purrsents this year -- thank you so much, everypawdy!
— Haters can't bring me down, not this year, not EVER! Happy holidays everyPAWdy!
— If you're going to lose to Maru in the AmazeCats contest for the Best Cat on the Internet, you should at least dress fur impress!
— And thank you furriends for all the superPAWsome Halloween gifts!
— Guess what, furriends? All the tests came back NEGATIVE and your Luna is all HEALTHY and ready to ROCK Halloween!
— I was so sick but I'm getting better and I need to get my curves back! I don't want to be skinny!
— Even SUPERMEGASTARS like me get sick. There's no glamor in getting a booty wash, let me tell you!
— I have the clumsiest momma in the world! She fell in the middle of my filming! Anyway, I am now a superstar.
— Some athletes need a makeover fur reals. Not because you are sporty! The makeup is your enemy!