The Birds Have It Out for Mittens! His Paws Can’t Text Fast Enough


If you’ve been keeping up with Mittens’ posts, you probably have picked up on a few things about the text-happy feline:

  • He’s a little (a lot) paranoid.
  • He incessantly texts his human.
  • He watches too much television.

Over the past couple of weeks, Mittens has watched scary movies, which is a terrible idea for a cat who thinks everyone — including a squirrel gang — is out to get him.

Here are some of Mittens’ recent texts:

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about it in the comments!


About the Author: Angie Bailey is a weird girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Wrote a ridiculous humor book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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