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Texts from Mittens: The Treat Guy Edition

Mom's new man is a treat machine, Stumpy lures the ladies, and Grandma has costumes. He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Oct 26th 2016

Friends, Mittens has hit the jackpot. Mom has a new boyfriend, and he likes to bring cat treats when he visits. Mitty is convinced that Treat Guy represents an unlimited supply of the good stuff, but Mom insists on bursting his bubble. Can’t he catch a break? It’s so hard to be The Mittens.

I’m sure you all know that Mittens’ best friend Stumpy is quite the ladies’ man. In fact, he has a secret for bringing the females to the yard. Mitty’s impressed, but Mom’s not so sure. You decide.

Guess what? Halloween is coming and Grandma has special costumes for Mittens and Earl. Um, no. Not only will Mitty not be wearing a costume, he sure won’t be half of anything with that filthy hound. Atrocious!

Please continue reading for full details on the latest injustices in Mittens’ world.



"Soak it all in, ladies."

“Soak it all in, ladies.”



"Where's Treat Guy?"

“Where’s Treat Guy?”



"Costume? No."

“Costume? No.”