Texts From Mittens: The Santa Edition


Christmas is quickly approaching, and Mittens has decided this year he wants to stay up late and see Santa. Mom is quick to demolish his plans, but our favorite texting cat isn’t giving up so soon. He even considers involving Drunk Patty. Yes, it’s that serious.

That’s not the only Christmas catastrophe. The dog’s stocking is way bigger than Mitty’s. He measured! The only good news in sight is the gift from Stumpy. It’s imported and everything, but Mom finds some way to question its fanciness. Can you imagine?

Here are the most recent holiday-hoopla events in Mittens’ world.



"Santa will not pass by this house."
“Santa will not pass by this house.”



"The dog's stocking is way bigger."
“The dog’s stocking is way bigger.”



Earl loves to party with Drunk Patty.
Earl loves to party with Drunk Patty.



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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to feed them.

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