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Texts from Mittens: The Gentlemanly Pursuits Edition

Mittens is eager to raise his social status to that of a proper gentleman, and that includes acquiring some calling cards and a canine butler.

Angie Bailey  |  Apr 9th 2014

Our pal Mitty has always fancied himself a well-to-do feline, but now he’s ready to start living the life of a proper gentleman. I mean, he already has the fancy fountain and everything. In his efforts to climb the social ladder, he’s texted his mom several ideas that would help him elevate his status.

And when he’s not thinking about his gentlemanly pursuits, he’s discovered cashmere makes a pleasing bed … oh, and then there was that chupacabra sighting! Yes, it’s been a crazy couple of weeks for Mittens. Here are some of the highlights from our favorite texting feline.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.