Mittens the Cat Would Like a Roomba … NOW, Please!


Mittens has felt especially cranky the last couple of weeks. He’s had his eye on a sweet Roomba he saw in a YouTube video and is certain he’s going to die unless he gets his paws on one. Lil Bub probably has one, after all.

And what’s worse that discovering your human’s been cheating on you with other cats? Almost nothing. Thank goodness for the dumb dog who likes to tip over the kitchen garbage can. There must be some joy to be found in life … even if it does come from licking discarded yogurt lids.

So much drama! You simply have to see it with your own two eyes. Here are some low points of Mittens’ last two weeks, as described in texts messages to his long-suffering human.

For a complete library of Mittens’ past texts on Catster, click here.

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about it in the comments!

About the Author: Angie Bailey is a weird girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Wrote a ridiculous humor book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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