Texts From Mittens: The Valentine’s Day Edition


Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and Mittens is certain he isn’t going to receive anything beyond the tacky sweater vest from Grandma. And now Drunk Patty’s coming over — could the holiday get any worse?

Meanwhile Stumpy’s shared some homegrown nip with our pal Mitty, who’s only used to the dried kind that comes in a bag. Hallucinations and major munchies ensue! Is there ever a dull moment with Mittens? Doubtful.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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