Some days it’s so hard to be a cat. Like on those days when Drunk Patty has no quarters and has to use alternate laundry facilities. And by “alternate facilities,” I mean the laundry room at Mittens’ house. Her dirty tube tops are all over the floor, and his feline instincts are met with unthinkable confusion.
Oh, and then Mitty saw this fancy charger on QVC, but do you think Mom’s willing to hand over the credit card so he can buy it? Thank goodness for Grandma. And how is Mittens expected to spend a day watching an empty bird feeder? A cat can take only so much! Here’s a peek into the recent drama in the life of our favorite texting cat.
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.