Texts from Mittens: The Toilet Paper Edition

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“TP or not TP, that is the question!” Mittens has an answer … yes! And why not? Don’t lots of cats enjoy a bit of fun and frolic with rolls of toilet paper? Why should he be denied the pleasure of unraveling tissue and all the merriment that follows? As usual, Mom’s a giant party-pooper, but Mittens isn’t going to let her ruin his good time. That said, there might be a predicament involving the fancy fountain.

He hopes Mom will buy him a new catnip cigar because Drunk Patty wrecked his. Mittens feels like he just can’t have anything nice. And Stumpy has a new job! With a certification! Sort of.

Here’s a look at the recent happenings in Mittens’ world. Woes abound!

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Drunk Patty’s not playing with a full deck.

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“This catnip checks out.”

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Playing with toilet paper is tiring.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to feed them.

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