Texts from Mittens: The Spring Worries Edition

Spring is here, and one might think Mittens would be overjoyed with the change in season. The birds! The chipmunks! Well, that’s exactly why he isn’t especially excited for the spring. His old fears have come back to haunt him, and they involve bird gangs and the rodent mafia. Mom says there’s no reason to worry, but she has no idea what she’s talking about. In fact, she might even be in cahoots with the enemy.

If that weren’t enough to make Mitty lose his mind, he’s having grooming troubles … and his girlfriend is on her way over. What’s a fancy cat to do? Well, at least he has Drunk Patty’s return from vacation to look forward to. Corks from faraway places!

For a closer look into the Mittens’ recent woes, read on.

Those aren’t corks, Drunk Patty.

“The blue jays will never find me camouflaged in this laundry.”

Stumpy in cahoots?