Texts from Mittens the Cat: How Dare You Go on Vacation Edition


The last two weeks have been particularly rough on Mittens. He’s dealt with the atrocities of losing his favorite blanket, terrifying lawn-mowing monsters circling the house, and not getting that cool bag he’s certain he deserves. The good news is, Phil the dog has kept his distance, and humans don’t always log off their favorite websites.

Reprinted with or without Mittens’ permission, here are some highlights from recent texts.

For a complete library of Mittens’ past texts on Catster, click here.

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about it in the comments!


About the Author: Angie Bailey is a weird girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Wrote a ridiculous humor book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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