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Texts From Mittens: The Pillow Edition

Mom blames Mittens for her sore neck, and his cream-pie dreams get crushed. He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Sep 23rd 2015

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for our pal Mittens. Mom accuses him of hogging her pillow and leaving her with a sore neck. Mittens thinks she’s the one with the problem, and it’s called “selfishness.” No worries — he’s got the math to prove it.

And once again, Mittens struggles with his desire to be fancy and tough. Who knew cat litter could create such a conundrum?

Oh, and guess what? Contrary to Mittens’ belief, Mom is not making a cream pie for him. Curses! Speaking of disappointment, Mitty discovers he’s definitely not turning into a giant. What’s up with that? Can’t a cat catch a break?

Here are some of the details surrounding our favorite texting cat’s recent drama.



Pillow jacker lets it all hang out.

Pillow jacker lets it all hang out.



But pie!

But pie!



"I left a present on your pillow."

“I left a present on your pillow.”



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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to feed them.