Texts from Mittens: The Not-on-Vacation Edition


Mittens’ mom was on vacation last week and he was beside himself with jealousy. He desperately wanted to go somewhere fancy, completely forgetting his distaste for leaving the house. Still, he complains.

Oh, and St. Patrick’s Day is coming and Drunk Patty was getting an early start. No one is surprised. Speaking of partying, Stumpy once again brought over some of the “good stuff” and he and Mittens decided to engage in some loco plans.

It’s all in the life of a texting cat named Mittens. Here are some of the highlights from his last two weeks.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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