Texts from Mittens: The Earl Edition


There’s been lots of activity in Mittens’ world, and the activity’s name is Earl. That’s right, Mom went out and adopted a puppy, although Mittens doesn’t think he’s puppy-ish in the size department. Earl is equal parts Lab and Great Dane, which means he’s gonna be a big fella. Already Mittens can’t move him, which means trouble because the giant puppy has fallen asleep on Mitty’s precious phone charger. What will happen if our favorite drama king’s phone runs out of juice? Perish the thought! Mittens will do anything to rescue his cord, even call on the ever-annoying Drunk Patty.

Aside from the Earl news, Mittens has the usual beefs, including Mom’s inability to bake cat treats and the possibility of contracting dysentery. Oh, and Mittens is disgusted with Pandora’s offerings in the music department. Seriously? No drippy-faucet songs? Ridiculous!

Here’s the full story on the recent irritations in Mittens’ world.

earl 1

cat treats

The cord is trapped underneath this filthy hound!
The cord is trapped underneath this filthy hound!

earl 2


Pandora! Pshaw!
Pandora! Pshaw!

earl 3

fancy fountain

"Hi, Mittens."
“Hi, Mittens.”

earl 4

miss phil



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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to feed them.

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