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Texts from Mittens the Cat

Last Updated on January 21, 2019 by

Let’s face it: Cats aren’t shy about letting humans know exactly how they feel about absolutely everything. My cats communicate with me by meowing, swatting, scratching, stealing my pens and puzzle pieces, and walking across my bladder, face, and computer keyboard.

They have a lot in common with Mittens, a cat who incessantly texts his human. Now that’s a cat with way too much power. Inspired by Texts from Dog, here are some Messages from Mittens.

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about them in the comments!

About the Author

Angie Bailey
Angie Bailey
Angie Bailey, an award-winning writer, podcaster, and humorist, is the author of Texts from Mittens and Whiskerslist: The Kitty Classifieds. She’s written cat humor for over a decade, and lives in Minneapolis with her fiancé and two cats — Phoebe, a sassy senior and Janet, a teenage kitty with tons of tortitude.

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