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Watch These Two Cats Dress Up to Get Married

Congratulations are in order! Penelope and Rajah tie the knot while looking sharp.

Liz Acosta  |  Nov 27th 2012

Hey folks, it’s high time you hightail it to your local Petco, where Penelope and Rajah have registered for their wedding. We think there’s still a silver-plated pooper scooper or caviar dish available that no one else has claimed. Make sure you wrap it up in a box — yeah, the box is part of the gift. The wedding will take place atop a mound of fresh laundry, still warm from the dryer, in that sunny patch on the living room floor. The dog may officiate — if he can forget chasing his tail for five minutes — and the the two cats will read vows they wrote themselves. “I can has husband?” Penelope will say.

Wait, you won’t be able to attend their wedding? You have allergies? Bummer! That’s OK though, we have this video you can watch — it’s sort of like being there yourself.

Penelope requested wedding photos in the “photojournalism” style, so here are the bride and groom getting ready to slink down the aisle to a song their humans composed just for them.

Following the ceremony, guests were treated to decapitated mice and dripping faucets, and were asked to leave a scratch or two in the wedding scratching post. There was going to be a dove release, but, well, you can guess how that went.

Via Laughing Squid