— Diet treats? Embarrassing photos? Drunk Patty's underwear? Mittens has no shortage of St. Paddy's Day atrocities to report, so he texts!
— If you believe cats don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day ... well, you're really not that far off.
— Q: How do cats celebrate St. Patrick's Day? A: With really bad poetry!
— We risk our personal safety by rousing a cat to ask his feelings about National Napping Day.
— St. Patrick's Day looms; Leprechauns will eat Mittens, Mom's greedy with the gold, and the dog's asleep on clean laundry. See the texts!
— In honor of If Pets Had Thumbs Day, we show you why you do NOT want your cat to have thumbs.
— We chat with a cat about the theory that cats created everything. We're pretty sure they did.
— Kittens in cloaks, dashing through the forest, killing people. Your cat needs to watch this.
— Drunk Patty celebrates National Drink Wine Day and Mittens has a dog-germ infection. So he texts!
— Who says cats in New Orleans don't celebrate on Fat Tuesday? Hear what one has to say.
— You haven’t really heard "We Are the World" until you’ve heard a professional singer meow it, using a different, pitch-perfect cat voice for each star.
— Oh, you really screwed the pooch on this one, didn't you? Better buy extra chocolates.
— V-Day approaches, and Mittens worries over his date with Fiona, unwelcome gifts, and Drunk Patty's meatloaf. He texts!
— Shutterstock's pictures of hearts, chocolates, and cats lead us on a trip into the Twilight Zone.
— Mom's useless when it comes to helping Mitty play Trivia Crack, and she's ungrateful about his intervention regarding her dating life. So, he texts!
— Get an inside look at the players in Sunday's Kitten Bowl, courtesy of our very own kitten football expert.
— How does anyone get anything done without cats' assistance? Cats write poetry on the subject.
— Dogs, cats, and Tom Brady gear up to play in their respective games Feb. 1. We hear from a cat.
— Mittens puts his own frantic spin on this week devoted to thoughtful communication -- he texts!
— We interview a cat and have him draft a few letters to his, um, "favorite" people and animals.
— Sometimes cats just want to do things on their terms -- don't bother trying to talk them out of it.
— She knows how to turn up the cute, but this haiku-writing cat takes her hunting seriously.
— To honor the occasion, we interview the first cat we can find and attempt cuddling.
— Resolutions refuse to meet expectations, Mom has switched cat litter (gross), and Drunk Patty shows up with a cat-sized taco costume. Mittens texts!
— You might think cats have little to say about National Bacon Day, but you would be wrong.
— This cat is as amusing and impish as the character in Calvin and Hobbes, yet he can still be serious enough to write haiku poetry about his life.
— The overly friendly kisser, the jokester, and the one who can't hold his catnip: These are some of the characters who ring in the kitty new year.
— For National Whiners Day, we found a cat who needed to vent about holiday disappointment
— Frank finally found some peace after deciding to ignore the elf ... and then came the game changer.
— Frank stoops to an all-time low in his efforts to take down the elf -- and then his fiendish nightmares nearly take him down!
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