The presidential election is well under way, and even Mittens believes all the ads are a campaign-in-the-butt. He has taken matters into his own paws and is managing a brand new candidate with a strong platform … shoe. You guessed it! Drunk Patty for President! Even Earl is ready to help get our favorite tipsy neighbor to the White House.
Just because Mittens is wrapped up in politics doesn’t mean he’s immune to the daily violations that darken his doorstep. For starters, Mom’s been holding out on food, and Mitty has the recycle bin to prove it! He’s withering away by the minute. And it gets worse: The filthy hound has poisoned Mittens’ Judge Judy toy! Now that, my friends, is a true injustice!
Let’s take a closer look at poor Mitty’s recent drama.
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of whom want her to feed them.
