Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix McCat heer.
I hope you all have a Happy St Patrick’s Day! And heer’s hopin’ you git a little kornd beef and Mother’s Milk. Werd to the Wize: stay away frum the cabbage!
We’ll have a little St Pat’s Purrade later today, feechering some McCatsters. So drop back by to cheer them on and have some green beer. Slainte!