Sometimes when I’m bored (or when I should really be doing something else … like writing a Catster blog post), I find myself wandering all over the interwebs, searching for nothing in particular. One of my favorite places to search for nothing in particular is Etsy.

What a treasure trove of nonsense and fabulousness! Go there and search for just about anything, and I bet you will find someone who makes something who has to do with it.

For instance, I thought I could search out some cat stocking stuffers for a cute post here. So I took a look, and while there were some lovely stocking stuffers, there was something that was even better that could not go ignored or unshared.

Behold the Cat Butt Ornament.

But that’s not all! The ornaments come in a bunch of colors, and if you’re not Christmassy (or just want to proudly display your Cat Butt year round!), there are also Cat Butt Keychains.

I have never needed anything as badly as I need a Cat Butt Keychain. And the funny thing is, I never knew I needed one until now. But now I do, and I just feel sorry for my poor keys that they’ve been so boring and plain and cat-buttless this whole time. I hope Santa stuffs my stocking with one!