When I was a teenager, the world was just starting to become aware of AIDS. I read stories and saw photos of AIDS-infected people dying from cancers and opportunistic infections, and it was made even more frightening by the fact that there was no known cure or treatment for the disease. AIDS was a terrifying …
I’ve been married 22 years, but I definitely remember dating a few “interesting” guys while living the single life. Most of my boyfriends were great and we had tons in common, but I managed to attract some clingy types who didn’t have much motivation in life other than seeing how much Taco Bell they could …
6 Reasons My Cat Would Make an Annoying Boyfriend Read More »
My sister just insulted my cat. All I did was ask her a very simple and straightforward question about Mimosa: “Isn’t Mims the littlest cat in the world?” This, of course, is fact: Mims is tiny and clearly the littlest cat in the world. She’s even littler than that bizarre space cat with the perma-tongue. …
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When you have a cat, life doesn’t have to be gross. Cats don’t have to be dirty and smelly and matted and pelted and covered in icky things. There is a better way! It’s so easy. And for some reason, many cats owners have no idea how easy it is to have a clean, fluffy …
Why You Should Consider Going to a Professional Cat Groomer Read More »
When I adopted my cat Agnes, I was 22 years old and I had never been fully responsible for another life before, with the exception of a few plants I had obtained over the years and then forgotten to water until they wilted and died. But when I brought home my tiny kitten I was …
I Switched to Cheaper Cat Food, and I Feel Like a Horrible Person Read More »
When people ask me why I paid to upgrade my OKCupid online dating profile to have additional features, I usually tell them that it is so I can have access to the list of people who rated my profile highly so that I can message them. The real story is that one of the questions …
