Drunk Idiot Nukes Cat
Stephen Stacey of Portsmouth, England, is a strong contender for the Nasty Drunk of the Year award. He’s in line for this dubious (but unfortunately fictitious) distinction because earlier this year, he decided to cook his cat in a microwave oven. The cat’s crime? Scratching Stacey on the hand. Stacey, who, according to police reports, …