Cat Killer Faces His Sentence In Colorado this week, a judge sentenced convicted cat killer Paul Vickers (left), of Longmont, to a scant 45-day work release stint plus probation. Vickers beat his wife’s cat, Bootsie, fracturing her skull and jaw, and then shot the cat with a .22 rifle. He claimed the attack was at …
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Hey evrybuddy, Skeezy heer. As the clock tiks down toward Krissmiss, time is running out and I’m shur more than a few of yoo are werried yoo can’t git yer shopping done in time, espeshully if yoo hafta ship stuff. Say hello to your savior, Amazon.com. (BTW, if yoo sine up for their Prime Membership …
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Let’s Hear A Big Round Of Applause The judges have just informed me that the winner of 50 zealies for the “Most Embarrassing Cat Moment” the “Pee King” Blade, who hails from Robin Hood Country in the UK. Kids, do not try this at home! Here’s Blade’s winning story: We used to have this neighbour …
