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My First Attempt at Internet Video Is, Of Course, an Instant Classic
— The camera loves me. How could it not?
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Feline Customer Service: I'm Mina, How Can't I Help You?
— Lazy? No. Just hard at work at avoiding all work.
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I Want All Humans to Stop Sneezing Right This Minute
— When you sneeze, it scares cats. Plus, you're doing it wrong. So stop sneezing already.
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More Cat Advice for Humans -- Mine Is the Best Out There
— I answer questions about cat recreation, cat food, relationships, and Sphynx creepiness.
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Prepare Yourselves, Minions: I Answer Your Cat Questions
— You'll learn a lot about the feline way when you read this. I know more than you about cats.
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A Cat's-Eye View: I Wish the Super Bowl Were Full of Gravy
— Unlike most things humans do, watching this spectacle isn't totally stupid, if you do it right.
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Where to Go When You Stay In: The Feline Guide to Vacations
— You know I don't like "outside," so here's a review of the available options nearby.
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Catnip: Just Say "Meow" (in a Negative Tone of Voice)
— This abstaining kitty provides a public service announcement: Catnip is for LOSERS.
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New Year's Resolutions for Dummies -- and Humans
— You want to improve yourself? Good. You can be more like me, the most perfect kitty ever.
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The Greatest Cat-on-Cat Practical Joke That Never Was
— In which I devise a seemingly perfect way to rid my household of that new gray kitten.
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My Cat's Life Lessons: How to Deal With Contempt for Humans
— Mina has lots of contempt for me, but she doesn't always show it. That got me to thinking ...
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On Christmas: Humans, You Are Doing It Wrong
— Our resident spoiled cat clues us in on what it's really about.
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Act Casual: Mina the Cat's Guide to Getting Away With Murder
— Unless we act dumb and sit still, humans think we're up to no good. Ziggy! Are you listening?
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It's Hard Being So Much Smarter Than Humans
— I have a case of the blahs. It would be better if you would just recognize my greatness for once.
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I Claim This Tropical Fruit Crate for Mina
— Cats are territorial predators, and we love our territory -- so step away from the mango box.
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I'm Paid Less Than Everyone at Catster -- Because I'm a Cat!
— Human writers are considered "cat experts." But I'm not! That makes me hiss. And spit. And I might throw up on you.
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Your "World Series" Has No Place in This Cat's World
— If I had to choose between the Giants and the Tigers, I would pick Tigers, of course. But I don't have to pick, because I hate baseball.
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Is Mommy Seeing Other Cats?
— Mommy took off this week, leaving me with Daddy and the kitten. Mommy must have needed a break -- from Daddy and the kitten.
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Mina Takes Down Hello Kitty in a Presidential Attack Ad
— Negative campaign tactics are almost as much fun as gravy. And I do love gravy.
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My Ottoman, Myself: A Cat's Ode to Comfort
— Life is hard for a cat. Fortunately, I have my ottoman -- and remember, it is MY ottoman!
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Enter the Dragon Kitty: Learn Mina-Style Kung Fu
— As master and creator of Mina Fu, I'll initiate you in this secret, feline martial art.
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Presenting Mina the Cat's Guide to Lawyering
— Need legal advice? Daddy's in law school, and I got it all figured out. I passed three bars today so far!
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The Worst Thing Happened: My Humans Brought Home a Kitten
— So, one day a kitten named Ziggy showed up and started acting like he owned the place. I stopped that in a hurry.
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Hate Politics? Vote for Mina the Cat -- The Only Alternative
— Voting is different for cats. They're what you might call self-elected.
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How to Efficiently Ignore Your Humans
— Want to be the dominant mammal in the house? Ignore your humans. It drives them nuts. And it's hilarious.
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Why Do Humans Insist on Going "Outside"?
— As a kitty who's once been on a porch, I know "outside" is no good. Stay safe, stay near food -- stay near humans you can torture -- stay indoors.
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Mina Yoga Is for Cats, But You Can Do It If You Must
— If you want to get healthy, try my program. You'll feel like you've slept for hours.
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Listen Up, Humans: The Olympics Are Useless
— As far as I can tell, sleeping, eating, and dominating other cats aren't Olympic events. So, what's the point?
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If Humans Hate Meetings So Much, Why Do They Keep Having Them?
— Seriously, people. You could be doling out skritchies instead.
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My People Went on Vacation and Left Me at My Editor's House
— So, great news, I stayed at my editor's house for a few days! This is not great news at all.
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