Have you voted for Best in Show in the World’s Coolest Cat Show, yet? These five naughty kittehs are vying for Grand Prize and the top spot in their category: Naughtiest Cat.
And, there are 70 other finalists. Check ’em out, then cast your vote for Top Cat!
My favorite was told by a friend who owned a plus-sized Siamese. The vet put the cat on a diet. This was a diet in which the cat was not just fed diet cat food, but much smaller portions than those to which he’d become accustomed. The cat was not pleased, and was very vocal in his displeasure.
One night, the cat’s owner gets home from work to find that the cat, being a very smart Siamese, had broken into the pet food cabinet, ripped open the bag, spread the a portion of the contents across the floor of the kitchen, and ate most of the rest. The owner yelled at the cat in exasperation, cleaned up the mess, and proceeded to fix dinner. The cat continued to yell back at him, as if to say, “SOMEBODY CALL PETA I’M BEING STARVED TO DEATH!”
The owner brought a bowl of salad to the dinner table, then went back into the kitchen to bring out the rest of the dinner. In the meantime, the cat jumped up on the dinner table, and once he caught the owner’s eye, proceeded to pee in the salad bowl. Cat: 1, Owner: 0.