Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix here. This week thare’s a Catster pole asking hoo yer all-time faverite famous cat is. Maybey it’s becuz Garfeeld is listed ferst and I’m listed last, but I am lagging vary far behind Garfeeld (hoo, by the way has NO fashun sense) in the voting.

This has reezulted in a big crisis in self-esteem for me. Maybe even an existenshul crisis. And other werries, too. Like maybe TR will wunt to hire Garfeeld as the Catster blogger insted of me. So I’m riting a list of the akshuns I need to take to better pozition myself to win a popyularity pole aginst Garfeeld:

  • Eet lots of lazagne. (Mite be tuff. Fansy Feest duzn’t make lazagne.)
  • Die my furs orange. (Looks good on Calvin, but it’s not reely my color.)
  • Git a sidekik like Odie. (Any takers?)
  • Make over a billyun dollars in merchandizing revenoo eech yeer (Obviusly, my Zazzle shop just isn’t cutting it.)
  • Make sum feecher films. (How do I git the Hollywood Bigwigs to take a meeting?)
  • Gane 20 pownds. (I eet 5 cans of Fansy Feest a day, and I’m still only slitely beefier than Barney Fife. Any sugjeschuns?)

Any ideas yoo have will be vary much appreshiated. And if yoo have a minit, pleeze cast a vote for me. Or “MOI” as Garfield might say (or was that Miss Piggy? I get those porkers mixed up.)

*/

Get Catster in Your Inbox!

Stay informed! Get tips and exclusive deals.

May We Also Recommend

Our Most-Commented Stories

 
superhero-stuff action-figure-superman action-figures-superman marvel-figure minion-action-figure marvel-toy-figures marvel-figure-set all-marvel-action-figures action-figures-marvel action-figure-marvel