Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix here. This week thare’s a Catster pole asking hoo yer all-time faverite famous cat is. Maybey it’s becuz Garfeeld is listed ferst and I’m listed last, but I am lagging vary far behind Garfeeld (hoo, by the way has NO fashun sense) in the voting.
This has reezulted in a big crisis in self-esteem for me. Maybe even an existenshul crisis. And other werries, too. Like maybe TR will wunt to hire Garfeeld as the Catster blogger insted of me. So I’m riting a list of the akshuns I need to take to better pozition myself to win a popyularity pole aginst Garfeeld:
Any ideas yoo have will be vary much appreshiated. And if yoo have a minit, pleeze cast a vote for me. Or “MOI” as Garfield might say (or was that Miss Piggy? I get those porkers mixed up.)
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