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Catster Poll Results
When you are away for the day, what do you think your cat REALLY does?
| Has friends over (19.15%) |
| Sleeps (59.31%) |
| Writes romance novels (5.28%) |
| Watches TV (6.74%) |
| Other (Leave a comment!) (9.51%) |
Results based upon 757 poll voters
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I think my kitties Fluffy & Alex & Charlie have furriends over & write science fiction stories & screenplays. I think Miss Barbie keeps to herself & watches.
My kitty plans world domination.
When Momma Carol & Daddy~John used to live in smaller place, even though Casper & I hated each other, we would call a "truce" and all sleep on the bed, and when they came home, we would all be sleeping about 6" apart!
But as soon as Casper "realized" it, he would try to "save face" and chase me all over the trailer. He wore a bell, I didn't ("Stealth" mode, for me! MOL!)
Now, Junior & Moochy play really rough, in the early mornings, Momma finds the hall carpet all bunched-up, & sometimes they tip over her office chair ... They get pretty "wild" sometimes!
But as soon as Casper "realized" it, he would try to "save face" and chase me all over the trailer. He wore a bell, I didn't ("Stealth" mode, for me! MOL!)
Now, Junior & Moochy play really rough, in the early mornings, Momma finds the hall carpet all bunched-up, & sometimes they tip over her office chair ... They get pretty "wild" sometimes!
My Toby likes singing to himself when he thinks no one is around. In fact he's done it several times when someone was home and he didn't realize until someone called his name.
All the cats claim my bed when I'm not in it even when I'm home (sometimes I have to fight for a place in my own bed) so I think I can assume they do the same when no one is around lol
All the cats claim my bed when I'm not in it even when I'm home (sometimes I have to fight for a place in my own bed) so I think I can assume they do the same when no one is around lol
we drink rum and play cards when our pawrents are out!
I talk on the phone, eat chocolates and take long luxurious baths.
Baby Tay Tweets! She is addicted to twitter!
I'm building a space shuttle.
All of us are working on a method to completely control our human via mind control.
As soon as we are successful we will share this will all the cats on CATSTER.......
As soon as we are successful we will share this will all the cats on CATSTER.......
We post on Catster - what else would we do??
We Redecorate!
When meowmy comes home she never knows where any of our scratchers or toys are going to be. We have a perch made from plastic tubes and fabric that is supposed to live in the hallway, but sometimes it moves into the bathroom or one of the bedrooms MOL!!! We also like to steal flipflops and socks. Oh yeah the mats in the bathroom sometimes like to mave to the hallway too!
We haven't tried changing wall colors yet. we can't figure out how to get the paint cans open! MOL MOL MOL!
Zeeke and the crew
When meowmy comes home she never knows where any of our scratchers or toys are going to be. We have a perch made from plastic tubes and fabric that is supposed to live in the hallway, but sometimes it moves into the bathroom or one of the bedrooms MOL!!! We also like to steal flipflops and socks. Oh yeah the mats in the bathroom sometimes like to mave to the hallway too!
We haven't tried changing wall colors yet. we can't figure out how to get the paint cans open! MOL MOL MOL!
Zeeke and the crew
My mommy is pretty sure what I do while she is gone...I hide socks...eat....sleep and terrorize the house...my name is Mayhem...I do what my name says I do!
I plot my inevitable world conquest, of course... a coup d'cat, as it were...
Chairman Miou
Chairman Miou
We get into all the "off-limits" stuff, like the kitchen cabinets, because we know we won't get caught!
he destroyed the house
i go out and have beer with friend then act like i was sleeping when mom gets home!
I'm pretty sure that Sandy sleeps while I'm gone during the day. Sometimes though, when I'm gone overnight, I kid around a little and say that she goes downstairs and parties with Twinkie, my friend Jennifer's cat, who lives two floors below me. In fact, when Jen and I went out of town to her parent's place in June, we joked around aying that Sandy and Twinkie were having parties, like the ones in those Tidy Cats commercials. One night, Twinkie would come up to Sandy's apartment and vice versa the other night!
One day while Mistress was at work and stupidly left a bottle of Whiskas treats at paw length, I knocked it off the nightstand, popped of the lid, and Squeakers and I ate over half the bottle! It was one of those things that looked like a Pringles can
Surf the internet, send emails, write diary entries, make long distance phone calls and terrorize the girl-cats!
When my Mum and my sister are not at home, I like reading my sister's newspapers or illustrated books, especially Philosophy or Literature such as great novels and poets (William Shakespeare over all) .
After reading I usually have a nap on their pyjamas.
After reading I usually have a nap on their pyjamas.
Rizza has a routine. She goes outside, hates it. Comes in to pee. Darn. Belts around the house like a kitten and plays with Puss Puss then sleeps all day and repeats it all over at dinner time.
Well we invite all our furiends over trash the house, you see mom lives alone and she doesn't have a clue how the house gets so dirty even when she isn't there ;)
Actually when mummy & dad are not around we try to get those darn long things out of the cupboards..I think mum calls 'em wooden spoons. We know there's good eats behind those cupboard doors. And now that she's taped the fridgie up too, we can't get that open again...darn it, must give daddy some good attention when he comes down for his midnight snackie so he accidently doesn't close that fridgie door! then we can get in for more good eatsies....all we are is 4 cats on a mission for more eats, she darn near starves all of us.....but we luv her anyways! Who'd feed us or take care of us unless it were mumsy????!!!
I totally agree with Kiara even tho I'm called the "good black kitty" who doesn't do anything, hey I am an opportunist.... I wouldn't turn it down if one of the others got the door open..... :)
Elsa flirts with angels
I flirt with angels!
My sisfur and I do everything mommy doesn't want us to do. We jump on counters, walk on tables, play with her hanging clothes, scratch all sorts of things, hide her favorite stuffed animals, knock the treat bag on the floor and eat them. We also collect hair ties and hide them, sleep on the waterbed, watch the newts, and drag shoes to new spots in the house.
Terrorize my little 144lb brother (Yellow Lab) Bow!
Dragging around mom and dad's clothes, trying to play with my sister K.C., or sleeping with Nigel on K.C.'s bed.
We create earthquakes!
They're playing, of course, just like when I'm with them.
My two cats practice for the indoor 500. The race is run every few days at 2 am.
We set up the poker table and run an underground gambling den, or at least that's why our daddy says the tables have no stuff on them when he gets home.
all of the above he has time
Kellie works on her plan for world domination...turning the world into her giant napping bed.
I think Rosie:
plots ways to wake me up in the morning (jumping on me from the top of the scotch chest being the most dramatic so far)
plots futher escapades of dare devil climbing to try and shatter my nerves
writes her diary so she can publish her memoirs in her old age
plots ways to wake me up in the morning (jumping on me from the top of the scotch chest being the most dramatic so far)
plots futher escapades of dare devil climbing to try and shatter my nerves
writes her diary so she can publish her memoirs in her old age
Plots anything to get out!
The boys try to get fur on just about every article of clothing... they open the underwear drawer and sleep in it, play with the clothes hanging in the closet, and when we are asleep the lay on our uniforms, and trust me the military does not like orange fur all over a uniform....
WE USE COMBINED CAT POWERS; LEARNED FROM GRAM PAW DUDE TO: *****************AND ALSO******** **** ******* **** ** ****** ****** ********THEN WE *********** ******* ***** **** ** ** ************ BECAUSE WE ***************** ** *. P.S. THIS MESSAGE IS TRANSCRIBED INTO CAT SPEECH COZ WE DON'T WANT DA HOOMIN TO REALLY KNOW WHAT GOES ON !!! BYE =^..^=
I sit in the sun spot and transmit information that I've gathered on the Humans back to the Mothership. Then I barf on the carpet and call it a good day.
We check notes in the continually more complex plan to discombobulate the cat mother.
My cat lays by the door til I get home d:
I make all the Dust Bunnies Fly for me!
When mommy and daddy are away me and my birdie brothers have lotsof wild parties and all the stuffed animals in all the rooms come alive and then we all have a big party! We watch TV or sometimes have food fights like in that movie animal house! ..
and on dark rainy nights....when noone is h ome at all...we all sit around in the dark bedroom and tell spooky stories..YIKESSS!
but of course we make sure that everything looks like nothing ever happened and that all the stuffed animals go back in their rooms and everything is all cleaned up by time mommy and daddy get back.
I like to make them think that nothing ever happens and that we're all quiet while they're gone hehehe :-D..
SHHHH! DON'T tell them I told you this ok? hehe
and on dark rainy nights....when noone is h ome at all...we all sit around in the dark bedroom and tell spooky stories..YIKESSS!
but of course we make sure that everything looks like nothing ever happened and that all the stuffed animals go back in their rooms and everything is all cleaned up by time mommy and daddy get back.
I like to make them think that nothing ever happens and that we're all quiet while they're gone hehehe :-D..
SHHHH! DON'T tell them I told you this ok? hehe
I lay around and drink my peeple's happy joose...don't beeleeve me? See today's Wordless Wensday!
I'm working on my dissertation:
"Why Egyptians Worshiped Cats and How We May Get Modern Man to Begin Again"
"Why Egyptians Worshiped Cats and How We May Get Modern Man to Begin Again"
lol of course i party when im not taking over the world! mwah hah ha
Digger yowls for a few minutes and loves me when I come home.
My kitty is spoiled rotten.
Drink beer, invite friends, smoke cigarretes and play poker while watching the VMA's.
Honestly, what do you think? Of course they sleep all day...
Honestly, what do you think? Of course they sleep all day...
Thinks about how long will Mami' be till I get Home as I am thinking I cant wait to get home to my Babies ~^.^~
August 18th 2009 at 8:02 pm