Watch the Chuck Norris of Kittens Body-Slam a Toy Dog
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. Unless you're this kitty -- then it's a cat-kick-dog world out there. No, it's not a real dog, of course. It's a barking toy dog, but we're sure your kitty at home can think of a few neighborhood dogs she'd like to give a piece of her mind to. Like the yappy Chihuahua across the street.
This little kitten decided he'd had enough of the toy -- after all, the noise disturbed his precious sleep. Kittens need to sleep a lot! How else do they grow into big, ferocious cats? The humans may have found the toy amusing, but this kitten's patience was exhausted. Issuing the battle cry, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" the gray kitten went into ninja-cat mode (What? You didn't know that all cats posses a "ninja mode" setting? Surely you've seen it activated!) and executed a perfect crouching-tiger, hidden-dragon maneuver, blasting that annoying toy dog into another dimension. Or at least that's what the kitten wants us to think.
Looking at the replay, the kitten's move may have been more the result of a slippery wood floor rather than intentional precision. But if you can pull it off like you meant to do it, then that's all that counts to a cat!
Photo: Black Cat with green eyes by Shutterstock.com.