Weight Management Dietary Cat Treats are out, out, out for the fall season, according to top trendy cats from, what the heck, all points on the globe. But slow-moving mice and injured birds? GIMMIE, say feline trendsetters. Here’s what’s trending up and trending down in the cat world, according to cats.
IN: Grilled, boneless chicken hand-served by your human straight from the fridge at 3 a.m.
OUT: Automatic cat feeders that pop open at 8 a.m.
IN: Warm, clean towels from the dryer.
OUT: Being kicked off warm, clean towels from the dryer.
IN: Brooms and whisper-quiet dusters.
OUT: Vacuums or any sort of handheld power vac.
IN: The back gate always being left slightly open.
OUT: Being shoved in a crate and going to the vet for shots!
IN: Curling up on a couch.
OUT: Curling up on a chair.
IN: Friskies Party Mix Wild West Crunch Cat Treats.
OUT: Weight Management Dietary Cat Treats with Glucosamine.
IN: Incessant meowing until a nice wet breakfast is served.
OUT: A sad bowl of dry kibble going stale throughout the day.
IN: Patches of sunlight.
OUT: Patches of sunlight that move.
IN: Slow-moving mice; deaf birds.
IN: Boxes from the mailman left scattered throughout house.
OUT: Boxes broken down and stacked neatly in recycling bin by godforsaken human.
IN: Cosmic Catnip’s Fast Growing Catnip
OUT: Banana catnip toy left under the dresser for six months.