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Texts from Mittens: The Post-Valentine’s Day Edition

Mittens gets no follow-up from Fiona, Drunk Patty lost her shoes, and mom got no gravy. He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Feb 15th 2017


Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and our pal Mittens is worried his girl Fiona didn’t like their special date. What wasn’t to like, though? A romantic night in a box? What cat wouldn’t think that’s the cat’s meow? Still, Mitty worries because Fiona hasn’t texted a “thank you” message. Should he text first? He can’t decide.

On top of his Fiona worries, Mitty is (kind of) concerned that the dog didn’t have a proper Valentine’s date. Also, he believes that Mom’s date totally ripped her off. Who doesn’t treat their girlfriend to a pile of gravy? I mean, really.

And then there’s the matter of Drunk Patty’s “going to town” shoes in the front yard.

Want more Mitty? Read on, friends!

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Mittens questions the box-date.

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On her way to the boxed-WHINE tasting.

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Relationships are hard.

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