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Texts from Mittens: The Photo Injustice Edition

Mom frames more photos of dogs than Mittens, Drunk Patty "takes a nap" in the yard next door, and the litter box is a perfume factory. He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Apr 13th 2016


It has been quite the couple of weeks for our favorite texting cat. Injustices abound, my friends — especially when it comes to photographs. It would seem that Mom has more framed photos of the dogs than of Mittens. How does he know this? Because he counted, of course. He sets about to remedy this egregious situation immediately.

Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, Mom switches Mittens’ cat litter brand, Drunk Patty’s “taking a nap” in the neighbor’s backyard, and Earl will probably smother Mitty’s precious felt rhino toy. Can you imagine?

Here’s a closer look into the recent troubles surrounding Mittens.

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Drunk Patty nurses a beer-pong injury.

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“Like this.”

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“The felt rhino must be saved!”

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