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Texts From Mittens: The Stuck-in-Mom’s-Shorts Edition

Mittens gets stuck in a pant leg, Drunk Patty wants a feral squirrel to ride in the cat carrier, and Mittens is falsely accused of theft! He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  May 20th 2015


What happens when Mittens gets bored? He takes bad advice and finds himself stuck inside the leg of Mom’s shorts. Stumpy lied when he said this “tunneling” would be a good idea. Mittens believes it might be the worst day ever. And, of course, Mom sends Drunk Patty over to help, resulting in a strange but hilarious dance party.

Speaking of Patty, she thinks a feral squirrel is going to boost her luck at the casino. And it looks like the rodent will travel in Mittens’ carrier. Aghast!

Oh, and guess what? Mom is giving Mitty all kinds of trouble. She refuses to buy him a Judge Judy phone case, and she won’t give him any Bar Mitzvah presents, even though he’s pretty sure he’s grandfathered in as a member of the Jewish faith. Will life ever be fair? Mittens isn’t so sure.

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"The puzzle is defective, I tell you."

“The puzzle is defective, I tell you.”

 

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"Could this day get any worse? Probably."

“Could this day get any worse? Probably.”

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"Wake me up when the new phone case arrives."

“Wake me up when the new phone case arrives.”

 

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.