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Mittens the Cat Would Like a Roomba ... NOW, Please!

He texts about Lil Bub, yogurt lids -- and whether he'll inadvertently become a Scientologist.

 |  Jul 3rd 2013  |   19 Contributions


Mittens has felt especially cranky the last couple of weeks. He's had his eye on a sweet Roomba he saw in a YouTube video and is certain he's going to die unless he gets his paws on one. Lil Bub probably has one, after all.

And what's worse that discovering your human's been cheating on you with other cats? Almost nothing. Thank goodness for the dumb dog who likes to tip over the kitchen garbage can. There must be some joy to be found in life ... even if it does come from licking discarded yogurt lids.

So much drama! You simply have to see it with your own two eyes. Here are some low points of Mittens' last two weeks, as described in texts messages to his long-suffering human.

"I swear this is the last place I had my phone." Photo by Bill and Vicki Tracey

"My texts will NOT be ignored." Photo by Andrew Currie

"And he says I have a texting addiction? Pot, please meet kettle." Photo by Quinn Dombrowski

For a complete library of Mittens' past texts on Catster, click here

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about it in the comments!

About the Author: Angie Bailey is a weird girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Wrote a ridiculous humor book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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